Snowden Unveils Martin Luther King assassinated by CIA

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Snowden told reporters he had proof Martin Luther King was assassinated in a secret CIA plot.

MOSCOW — Edward Snowden, NSA leaker, shared secret CIA documents with Internet Chronicle reporters which incontrovertibly prove that Martin Luther King was murdered because, as the internal memo says, “Initial analysis showed blacks just wanted to use public restrooms and participate in pointless ‘voting’ rituals, but that n***er King has crossed the Rubicon and wants actual change. He wants to organize labor. Take him out at any cost.” This secret CIA memo was dated just a few days before King was assassinated.

Snowden chose Martin Luther King Day to release these shocking documents for its symbolic importance to Americans. This holiday is a time to remember King’s famous “dream,” which has turned into a nightmare in many urban areas where schools are still segregated and the only form of social mobility left is drug dealing.

Snowden said he believed King’s dream has been systematically stamped out by the CIA, “A rogue group within the CIA acted with impunity to target blacks. They murdered JFK, MLK, and hired the scientists who invented crack. Then, they sent agents into black urban centers to teach drug dealers how to cook crack, ensuring that the socioeconomic imbalance would continue to favor whites for as long as possible. Is it a coincidence that since then, the war on drugs has imprisoned millions of blacks? Based on a few hints, I believe this cabal within the CIA actually held more allegiance to the Ku Klux Klan than the US government, and what’s more, it seems they’re still operating to this day to keep ‘drug war’ propaganda in the public eye. It’s time to let Martin Luther King’s people go. They’ve been in prison for long enough.”

13 comments to Snowden Unveils Martin Luther King assassinated by CIA

  • Anonymous

    MLK got killed because is had a big mouth & didn’t know when to shut up. His family sure has had it made ever since his black ass got shot. So has Jessee Jackson. Another preacher without a church. He had MLK blood all over him. Never had to work a day in his life!!!

    • Dr. King and Jackson didn’t get along too well in life, but far better in death, let’s put it that way. The first time I ever heard the story of Jackson wiping King’s blood on him at the assassination scene in Memphis was in a Frank Zappa song from his Broadway the Hard Way album from 1988. I’ve never been able to track down the original source. If anyone can, I’d be impressed, it’s a pretty enigmatic meme, albeit he Zappa might be that source, hard call.

  • Dan K.

    This is literally the plot of Cool Runnings