Snowden Unveils Martin Luther King assassinated by CIA

Snowden told reporters he had proof Martin Luther King was assassinated in a secret CIA plot.

Snowden told reporters he had proof Martin Luther King was assassinated in a secret CIA plot.

MOSCOW — Edward Snowden, NSA leaker, shared secret CIA documents with Internet Chronicle reporters which incontrovertibly prove that Martin Luther King was murdered because, as the internal memo says, “Initial analysis showed blacks just wanted to use public restrooms and participate in pointless ‘voting’ rituals, but that n***er King has crossed the Rubicon and wants actual change. He wants to organize labor. Take him out at any cost.” This secret CIA memo was dated just a few days before King was assassinated.

Snowden chose Martin Luther King Day to release these shocking documents for its symbolic importance to Americans. This holiday is a time to remember King’s famous “dream,” which has turned into a nightmare in many urban areas where schools are still segregated and the only form of social mobility left is drug dealing.

Snowden said he believed King’s dream has been systematically stamped out by the CIA, “A rogue group within the CIA acted with impunity to target blacks. They murdered JFK, MLK, and hired the scientists who invented crack. Then, they sent agents into black urban centers to teach drug dealers how to cook crack, ensuring that the socioeconomic imbalance would continue to favor whites for as long as possible. Is it a coincidence that since then, the war on drugs has imprisoned millions of blacks? Based on a few hints, I believe this cabal within the CIA actually held more allegiance to the Ku Klux Klan than the US government, and what’s more, it seems they’re still operating to this day to keep ‘drug war’ propaganda in the public eye. It’s time to let Martin Luther King’s people go. They’ve been in prison for long enough.”

13 comments to Snowden Unveils Martin Luther King assassinated by CIA

  • Am I mistaken ? Did MLK ‘s family win a civil court decision which proved the US gov was responsible for his death ? Not surprisingly there was a media blackout , as for the crack conspiracy ; well I think this was directed at poor people generally , one of many control methods !

  • A liberal Muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist

    ”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!”

    At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.

    ”How old is this rock, pinhead?”

    The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian”

    ”Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now”

    The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The same tears liberals cry for the “poor” (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving job creators. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, DeShawn Washington, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist liberal professor. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but he himself had petitioned against them!

    The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named “Small Government” flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.

    The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.

    Semper Fi. p.s. close the borders

  • The problem with this article isn’t that it’s fictional, it’s that it’s 100% true outside of the fact that the CIA isn’t capable of doing anything competently besides running drugs and running away from accountability. Otherwise, they’re not that good at anything at all. They missed that the Soviet Union was about to collapse when I knew it would as a senior in High School. A friend went over there in 1986 and told me, “Any day now, dude,” and this is the serious part of my comment, incidentally, I’m not kidding. Yes, kids in High School knew before the CIA, crazy but true.

    • Truth time: There was actually a case in the early 2000s that revealed it was an FBI hit.

      • That’s not entirely accurate. I believe it was a jury in Missouri (that rhymes, by the way) found that a conspiracy by southern businessmen was likely responsible, led by a man named Lloyd Jowers, and that they probably had hired James Earl Ray to do the hit. My take is that the feds knew and simply let it happen, which is what a lot of these so-called conspiracies usually amount to: non-governmental hit allowed to happen by the government thanks to the fact that they hated him and wanted him out of the way too.

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    is it a coincidence that Thorsten has an obsession with the cia and drugs
    could it by chance be a coincidence that Thorsten is just upset at the high price of drugs and looking for a cheap hookup?

  • Is it a coincidence that CIA is one of the biggest drug sellers for wholesale? Is it coincidence that drugs are in the world illegal because of us-government? Is it coincidence that this behavior keep the price for drugs high?