Here is a rare photo of “Violent J” without his carcinogenic face-paint.
DETROIT, MICH. — Joseph Bruce, aka Violent J, founding member of the Insane Clown Posse, released a statement to fans Friday canceling further tour dates pending his recovery from skin cancer. Doctors say the cancer was caused by carcinogens in the oil-based “dark carnival” style face paint, which Bruce wore at home and for all public appearances.
Oncologist Dr. Angstrom H. Troubadour said, “Sadly, the face paint not only caused the skin cancer but it also hid the tell-tale signs of growth before the tumor became deadly. Violent J is putting up a strong fight, but at this stage his chances of survival are slim.”
Over the course of a year, the survival rate for skin cancer that has progressed to this stage on the face is estimated at about 10 percent. “We’re hoping for a magical miracle,” said Michelle “Sugar Slam” Rapp, Bruce’s babies’ momma.
Shaggy 2 Dope, another member of the Insane Clown Posse rap group, stated “I’m switchin’ to motherfuckin’ safe face paints from now on. All you other juggalos out there, spray-paintin’ yourselves ‘n shit, y’all need to get real. Clown makeup ain’t no joke no more. Woop woop!”
Fans of the Insane Clown Posse were recently declared a gang by the FBI, and crimes by so-called “Juggalos” now carry extra sentences in some urban areas.
Joe you dabbled in witchcraft and mislead 1000s of vunerable kids. God caught up with you.
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violent J ur gonna b ok, cuz u got mad love every single day! MMFWCL if this real im prayin 4 u homie – Gummi Bear
IF YOU HATE JUGGLOS WHY THE FUCK RE YOU HERE GETTHE FUCK OUT
icp os fuckin gay i thought it was rectal cancer since they are faggots that love clown dick in all there holes…fuck u juggalos ur a waste of human life
This Website Is Nothing But A Bunch Of Trolls, Fear Not Juggalos, J Has No Skin Cancer. And To This Website, FUCK YOU!
j I’m praying for u.I really wish this was just some dumb rumor going around.and to the idiot who said he deserved this well that’s fucked up.I wouldn’t wish this on the person I hated the most.this man has kids n a family n friends.so to say that its horrible.mcl ninja u got fam praying for u.
So I looked up homestuck out of curiosity.
OMG MORE VICTIMS
http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh6ebM6Cd21KOE2O27
the fact that there are homsetuck comments up here makes me want to preform a lobotomy on myself with a firepoker. Yes I like Homestuck as much as the next fan but this is why we look like assholes and idiots to people. And there are the bastards who’re making fun of Violent J’s possible death..
hey stop hating on the homestucks
and good god stop making “clowns can’t die” references, we’ve all seen the updates now shut up
maybe this is why people hate us so much
Hey J. Check out canna oil or Gerson Therapy. They have posted phenomenal results with treatment and CURE of late stage cancers. Wish you the best
THIS IS A FUCKING FAKE ARTICLE
rub some faygo on it, clear that shit right up
YO J!! Hang in there man!! So many people love you!! Stay strong!! Spend time with your family. Your kids need you!! You got Clown love coming from all over the place!! Including New York and Massachusetts!!
FIRSTLY, LET ME SEND A MESSAGE TO THE HOMESTUCKS.
This isn’t funny by any means and you should be ashamed for posting Gamzee-related things on this page. YOU, yes YOU PEOPLE DOING THIS, are the bad part of the fandom. YOU are what makes US AS A HOLE look awful.
Secondly, to all of the other scum bags saying awful things, FUCK YOU. No one is deserving of cancer and if you believe that to be the case, you are fucked up in the head. I sincerely hope that you wake up one morning to find every surface in your house, especially the floors, covered in broken legos.
And lastly, I wish the best of luck and health to J and hope for him to make a full recovery. My thoughts are with you.
YOU EASILY-FOOLED SELF-RIGHTEOUS IDIOT I HATE YOU SO MUCH AND I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE
How bout I blow some burrito shit in your face…Huh!! Eat it all ya faggot.
hey shut up you asshole, you’re just some random shitface who likes to make the juggallos seem bad. and yet you probably just sit on your damn computer all day so you can suck my gigantic dick or just shut up.
The “homestuck fandom” doesn’t need to anything to “look awful” except for to exist.
*as a whole*
Read Sir’s comment out loud, and be sure to scream every time he uses all caps. It’s hilarious.
preach it
honk honk its gamze the troll and he is not muthafuckin happy
honk honk its gamze the troll muthafucka
holy fuck I hate juggalos.
lmao all you ignorant mother fuckers. All of you will pay for your sins. Talking like that about someone you dont even know. WHOOP WHOOP AY YAY ALL MOTHER FUCKIN DAY IM A JUGGALO AND WE WILL NEVER DIE ALONE. ALL THE INGNORANT WILL SEE IN THE END WHILE THEIR THE ONES BURNING! SHANGRI-LA, LOTUS!!!!
Your mom paid for it last night when I took my dick and rammed her throat till I knocked her tonsils out.
J I love you and shaggy your music saved my life and guided me to the light so every negative commentor on here go fuck youselves joe bruce is an amazing person juggalos, j is a strong mufucka but he’s gonna need our help too j we love you and know you can fight this and personally I look forward to seein the last 4 jokers cards whoop whoop
Finally someone gets cancer who deserves it for a change.
Wow. Like someone like you whom would be soulless enough to say something like that would have a valid opinion
Thats sad fam it will be a dark day if and when this comes to a end and to all the ignorent people you are the ones that make me laugh u deserve cancer on your pussy aka yo mouth cause it takes hela dick
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Damn he is ugly…no wonder he wears so much makeup
of course juggalos never die. just look at page 007384.
IM LAUGHING TOO HARD OH MY GOD
I KNEW SOMEBODY WOULD MAKE A REFERENCE. I FUCKING KNEW IT
goddamnit homestucks
GOOD FINALLY THEY WILL SHUT UP AND DIE A SLOW PAINTFULL DEATH
your just a hater your just jelous he did more in his life then your ass will ever do you most likely still live with mommy poser WICKED CLOWNZ WILL NEVER DIE!!!!! MUCH LOVE J
Better a hater than a masturbater, like you! Jack me off, Homo!!
He’s accomplished fame by milking the world’s stupidity, i.e. those with poor grammar. He’s rich off YOUR money. I know you’re ok with that, but know that the band doesn’t give a fuck about you. You paid them to preach their views to the world, views of drugs, raping women, torturing animals, and shitting your pants (yes, there’s lyrics there to prove it). Good job, you’ve officially qualified for the movement that supports the degrading of modern society. Enjoy your welfare and poor hygiene.
“WICKED CLOWNZ WILL NEVER DIE!!!!”
He says on a post about someone having skin cancer
Much Clown Love from the all of us in Colorado Springs. Prayin for your recovery. WHOOP WHOOP.
WHOOP WHOOP!!
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He has the butt AIDS.
J stay strong and enjoy life while u can. U and shaggy made juggalos and u shall live on n shang ra la.but know I hope u fight as long as u can and keep the hatchets high luv yall fam stay wicked and Mcl. Wish it wasn’t true
In his last days, violent j, finds comfort in muching his own doodee muffins.
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Keep strong J the fam has ur backs and is praying for u! WHOOP WHOOP TO MY JUGGALOS AND JUGGALETTES OUT THERE!
so considering i went to HalloWicked in Milwaukee,Wi the day after this article was released and they mentioned nothing of it at the concert i call shananigans. i dont care how much you hate or dislike some one but its so immoral to falsely report bout someone being sick. i mean we as juggalos dont post fake stories with headlines like Bieber kills or hunny boo boo has aids. why dont yall get a life and stop Hating (HATERS Having Anger Towards Everyone Reaching Success)
Honey Boo Boo has AIDS? ooo god why do u let these terrible things hapen
Oh yeah & WHOOP WHOOP MMFCL. Juggalos will NEVER die mutha fuckos!
Definitely a fake story & a pitiful one at that. I was concerned at first but as soon as I saw that concert dates were were canceled, I knew it was BS. cuz they had three concerts scheduled after this article that they were posting updates about hours after this article. Though it’s a shame to falsify an article so serious in nature, I was very amused by the realism in the quote from Shaggy 2 Dope, topping it off with a whoop whoop. I laughed even though I found myself somewhat appalled by the content. Then I thought about it & realized I can’t be mad & hate on the person who posted this. After all, it’s funny as shit! The irony alone is quite humorous. With that said, good (false) article. It coulda been alot more offensive if it wasn’t so funny & absolutely ironic. I mean c’mon, cancer from clown makeup. Too good!
it’s funny cause clown.
no its funny because gamze the troll
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
I hope this is true.
Jay. Wtf! The show must go on.
so it really was guy fieri under that facepaint
It is my hilarious honor to report ED has, in a fit of butthurt, either disabled new users or is run by disabled admins. I wanted to join their forum to announce EDitors have been emailing me asking me to let them write for chronicle, for free. No thanks, we only want funny writers.
lol i just told them they could write for us if they wanted.
they’re incapable.
They’re white.
This is obviously official statement was released tour dates have been cancelled.
Kin Dancer, spirit wind! UNWIND! Faygo everywhere. Demon eyes.
n a work I apologize for the bones. Love, Diamond
This is a troll article.
Thank you for pointing that out Encyclopedia Dramatica (probably meepsheep). You guys sure are white-knights for the juggalo crowds.
WICKED CLOWNZ
I meant juggalo I was not making fun people.
Tremrep is heartless wait till your whole life is out the wind c’mon man I’m a recording artist not a buffalo buy I do open for everyone neuropathic n they r cool w that I guess I am by association but either way that is heartless
whoop!whoop! mmfwcl
I was atheist until I read this.
swear to god thats how i felt
We can only hope that this is true.
Jesus, he’s an ugly fucker.
lies
it took you like two weeks to do this article. did you git dat jawb?
u be slackin nigga.
all pink boy trickster shit o wait yer not on making fake religions no mo.
but yes keep following my advice. and pick the lesser know shit stain artist. because they have a very loyal albeit small fan base who will get it and you will continue to wreak lulz all over dat internets.
You’re a sad, sad case.
beefrave is gay
YA HE/SHE IS
trufax.