Violent J of the Insane Clown Posse diagnosed with skin cancer

Here is a rare photo of “Violent J” without his carcinogenic face-paint.

DETROIT, MICH. — Joseph Bruce, aka Violent J, founding member of the Insane Clown Posse, released a statement to fans Friday canceling further tour dates pending his recovery from skin cancer. Doctors say the cancer was caused by carcinogens in the oil-based “dark carnival” style face paint, which Bruce wore at home and for all public appearances.

Oncologist Dr. Angstrom H. Troubadour said, “Sadly, the face paint not only caused the skin cancer but it also hid the tell-tale signs of growth before the tumor became deadly. Violent J is putting up a strong fight, but at this stage his chances of survival are slim.”

Over the course of a year, the survival rate for skin cancer that has progressed to this stage on the face is estimated at about 10 percent. “We’re hoping for a magical miracle,” said Michelle “Sugar Slam” Rapp, Bruce’s babies’ momma.

Shaggy 2 Dope, another member of the Insane Clown Posse rap group, stated “I’m switchin’ to motherfuckin’ safe face paints from now on. All you other juggalos out there, spray-paintin’ yourselves ‘n shit, y’all need to get real. Clown makeup ain’t no joke no more. Woop woop!”

Fans of the Insane Clown Posse were recently declared a gang by the FBI, and crimes by so-called “Juggalos” now carry extra sentences in some urban areas.

 

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  • The Canadian Juggalo, eh?

    Wow. I am appalled by this. Not at the fact that someone would create a fake article about a man being diagnosed with skin cancer, but that some many people would speak ill of Violent J and be so bold as to wish death upon him. It goes to show that the true degenerates are not the Juggalos, but the ones who would post such venomous comments about thier fellow man. I was reading some of the comments and there are a few that made me absolutly sick. The non-Juggalos of the world will look down upon us with such vile disgust, that they will wish genocide upon an entire group of people. All the while, they commiserate with those who lost loved ones in the Holocaust over 50 years ago. I’m sure that many who posted on this site think themselves better than Juggalos and think that the world would be better without Juggalos. In my opinion, they are the ones who should leave. They are vicious and wicked (not in the good way, whoop whoop) and will desire for a genocide on all Juggalos. They are the true evil on this world, those who want to bring death on humanity. To all reading this, Juggalo or not, you are not perfect, niether am I, no one is. You have to insult someone just to fuel your own insecurities because of jealousy. Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope are wealthy men who do what they can to ensure the welfare of themselves and thier fututre generations and are doing better finacially than most who would villify them. Bravo, humanity…bravo.

  • If you believe that one your an idiot lol. No really, he did get skin cancer, I spoke to him last week. He no longer wears face paint either.