Ian Watkins Dead At 36

Ian Watkins planned on raping a handful of babies.

Ian Watkins planned on raping a handful of babies.

Worcestershire, England – Fans mourn the loss of former Lostprophets singer Ian David Karslake Watkins, who committed suicide early Wednesday morning in his cell at HM Prison Long Lartin.

Watkins was pronounced dead at 4:38 a.m. UTC. Cause of death was listed as “self asphyxiation, or suicide by hanging.” He was 36.

Watkins is survived by step-father and Baptist minister John Davies, his mother Elaine, and Daniel, his 24-year-old brother who distanced himself from Ian in the final months of the singer’s life. He is also survived by former Lostprophets musicians Lee Gaze, Mike Lewis, Stuart Richardson, Jamie Olider and Luke Johnson.

Inside reports suggest Watkins was facing pressure in the form of death threats from other inmates. Watkins was overheard remarking that he feared for his life.

Because no will was entered into the public record, Watkins’ continuing charitable contributions to the Kidney Wales Foundation for Children will cease.

The Watkins estate is to be turned over instead to the UK for disbursement into public works projects, as is customary in Wales when a convicted pedophile with enormous assets dies without a notorized will.

Watkins suffered in the wake of numerous convictions on sexual assault charges against children, for which he was sentenced to prison for 29 years last December. Authorities got involved when the Lostprophets frontman made plans to rape adoring fans and their babies. Prosecutors uncovered “the most shocking and harrowing child abuse the nation has ever seen.”

Senior investigating officers on Watkins’ case described him as a “committed, organised paedophile.” The judge, Mr. Justice Royce, said Watkins “plunged into new depths of depravity” referring to Watkins’ text messages to his victims: “If you belong to me, so does your baby.”

After entering his guilty plea, Watkins referred to his sex offenses as being “mega lolz.”

3,201 comments to Ian Watkins Dead At 36

  • Anonymous

    Unknown 15 may ur a fucking moron it’s the parents fault get real the fucker was sick and should of had a public hanging

    • anon

      you dickhead it isnt his ma,s fault, she is seriously ill and may die so show some fucking respect. he was a grown man, she couldnt keep tabs on him 24/7 niether could any member of his family. they are devastated and his selfish, sick, actions may cost his mam her life as she has kidney problems. so shut you ignorant, stupid trap and dont talk about my auntie like that again or i,ll smash your thick teeth in and i,m a woman. go home and have a w—.

  • NYCTim

    I understand this article is supposed to be satire or humour. But it just plain sucked. It wasn’t funny at all. It was stupid. If you’re going to do humour, do it right or don’t do it at all. HATESEC writes like a fourth grader — an illiterate fourth grader. Go back to working in the chippy, mate.

  • I hope his dick has flesh eating deasise in the after life :)

    • miss m

      you mean like yours already has. i,m a ex escort and not even i would touch you. at least ian had fame, fortune a nd was good looking, not like you , LOSER.

  • Anonymous

    Mega LOLZ

  • Anonymous

    Disappointed this is a hoax. He can rot, twisted fucking prick.