Ian Watkins Dead At 36

Ian Watkins planned on raping a handful of babies.

Ian Watkins planned on raping a handful of babies.

Worcestershire, England – Fans mourn the loss of former Lostprophets singer Ian David Karslake Watkins, who committed suicide early Wednesday morning in his cell at HM Prison Long Lartin.

Watkins was pronounced dead at 4:38 a.m. UTC. Cause of death was listed as “self asphyxiation, or suicide by hanging.” He was 36.

Watkins is survived by step-father and Baptist minister John Davies, his mother Elaine, and Daniel, his 24-year-old brother who distanced himself from Ian in the final months of the singer’s life. He is also survived by former Lostprophets musicians Lee Gaze, Mike Lewis, Stuart Richardson, Jamie Olider and Luke Johnson.

Inside reports suggest Watkins was facing pressure in the form of death threats from other inmates. Watkins was overheard remarking that he feared for his life.

Because no will was entered into the public record, Watkins’ continuing charitable contributions to the Kidney Wales Foundation for Children will cease.

The Watkins estate is to be turned over instead to the UK for disbursement into public works projects, as is customary in Wales when a convicted pedophile with enormous assets dies without a notorized will.

Watkins suffered in the wake of numerous convictions on sexual assault charges against children, for which he was sentenced to prison for 29 years last December. Authorities got involved when the Lostprophets frontman made plans to rape adoring fans and their babies. Prosecutors uncovered “the most shocking and harrowing child abuse the nation has ever seen.”

Senior investigating officers on Watkins’ case described him as a “committed, organised paedophile.” The judge, Mr. Justice Royce, said Watkins “plunged into new depths of depravity” referring to Watkins’ text messages to his victims: “If you belong to me, so does your baby.”

After entering his guilty plea, Watkins referred to his sex offenses as being “mega lolz.”

3,201 comments to Ian Watkins Dead At 36

  • Tyler Durden

    First rule of Bible Club, We don’t talk about Bible Club!

  • Judas

    Anyone seen my £50k? And I got that just for a kiss!! Go me!!

    • Jesus' step-brother Bob

      Can you lend me about £10K? There’s a camel race later today and my camel died when Jesus got mad at it and turned it into humus because it had pooped on his new robe. Jesus, your so vain. You always think this song is about you, your so vain. So Judas can you lend me the money for a new camel? Don’t be a traitor Judas.

      • Judas

        Soz mate and you wouldn’t Adam an Eve it but I spent the lot on DDOS attack, gutted mate.

        • Jesus' step-brother Bob

          You spent all that on a DDOS attack? Pfft. I’m sure Jesus would have done it for free when he’s in a good mood (which means he hasn’t read any Richard Dawkins articles. Those always upset him).

          • Judas

            Richard Dawkins? Wasn’t he in the Darkness? Never had him down as an author but his songs rather upset me too.

            • Jesus' step-brother Bob

              Judas you really need to pick up a book when you visit the temple library. Richard Dawkins is a well known Atheist. Justin and Dan Hawkins are both guitarists in The Darkness. No wonder Jesus thinks you betrayed him. You need to listen to some Kasabian. Jesus really likes those fellows music. Nice chaps, they are.

  • Mary Magdalene

    Too much sugar will rot your teeth boys! How about a nice steaming bowl of oatmeal instead?

    • Matthew,Mark,Luke & John

      Is that what you used to call it in your day Mary? Now they call it custard!

  • Jesus

    Yep. Fangirls. Now get your kit off and play the milk and cereal game. Winner gets me.

    • Matthew,Mark,Luke & John

      We’d rather have a bowl of Cocopops!

    • Mary Magdalene

      Jesus! I didn’t raise you to be such a gigilo. What would your father God say? He’ll get the archangel Michael to smite your balls off for saying that. I don’t want you circumcized. That’s just wrong!

      • Jesus

        Erm…..I obviously missed the scroll where you adopted me from the other Mary…awks

        • Mary Magdalene

          Blame it on your damn followers the Apostles. Shocking I know, but I had many names in the Bible. Didn’t you read it? It’s your biography!Oh just ask Raymond Brown, or the Pope. You don’t even know your own mother? Total awks.

  • Moses

    Oh yeah Lostprophets? Who do you think helped Axel Rose get his start in the music business?

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