In what game developers are calling “the ultimate betta test,” the onscreen controls are determined by Grayson’s position in his fishbowl. When he sleeps in his hammock at night, for example, he is lodged in the “up” directional button. The controls look solid and are indicated by a yellow dot that traces his exact position. . . .
New America’s inhabitants are all inside, on the incredible paranoia-free Internet
New America, NM — Citizens in small New Mexico town of New America are taking on both the NSA and corporate data-collectors in a big way with local policies.
New America Mayor Patrick Durndle told the Internet Chronicle, “We’ve adopted our own . . .
American Ebola patient is seen in plastic Fema camp coffin.
INTERNET — Ebola deaths are mounting across the United States as blood vessels hemorrhage and corpses bloat and turn purple. After President Obama ordered Ebola patients brought into the US, Snowden reports Obama signed a secret executive order rubber stamped by FISA courts . . .
Sean Hannity interviewed the IDF, who took him into a Palestinian smuggler’s tunnel
INTERNET — After interviewing conscripts for the Israeli Defense Forces and visiting a Palestinian smuggler’s tunnel, Sean Hannity reversed his long-standing support for Israel. With tears and a distant look in his eyes, Hannity told viewers, “These tunnels are well . . .
Vice Visits a Cancer Village in China
VICE NEWS — We went into the heart of China’s Cancer Villages and shoved cameras into the pained faces of villages of people living out slow deaths, and we even brought Shoenice along to eat some of the tainted street food outside the lead foundry. But . . .
The quantum drive works by exerting unequal forces within a seemingly closed system that is actually open due to different frames of reference within the system.
INTERNET — A new propellantless drive technology first described by Roger Shawyer was confirmed and legitimated by NASA experiments, as a parallel technology has been shown to . . .
TOLEDO – Toledo is in a state of emergency today after EPA chemists found a deadly toxin in the water that automatically kills anything it touches. After hours of research, no one yet understands the wretched algal bloom that appeared over Lake Eerie and started coming out of Toledoan’s water faucets Saturday.
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FaceFuck allows you to find lookalike pornstars by integrating with your friends on facebook
INTERNET — The new FaceFuck porn app allows you to link your Facebook friends into a database of lookalike pornstars and stream from a database of over ten million videos for $2.99 a month. FaceFuck chief executive Peter L. . . .
Alex Jones was known for spearheading the “truther” movement and uncovering the truth behind every lie the government tells.
INTERNET — Alex Jones disappeared Saturday, leaving friends and family wondering if secret globalist police forces have finally silenced the man who knew too much.
Geopolitical expert and analyst Dr. Angstrom H. Troubador said, . . .
My jaw dropped. Permanently. . . .