Hurricane Pseudoevent in fact a real event.
INTERNET — The world’s largest ever recorded Hurricane smashed into Indonesia on Friday, killing millions of inhabitants and washing entire islands into the sea. What little is left of the area received less than half the attention of last year’s Hurricane Sandy, which struck New . . .
Snowden has suffered acute radiation poisoning after coming in contact with Polonium 210.
INTERNET — Famed whistleblower Edward Snowden was hospitalized on Wednesday after falling ill from acute Polonium 210 poisoning. Snowden is widely recognized as a hero and a traitor for leaking sensitive information on American spying programs at the NSA. . . .
Rob Ford was seen fucking women on the Internet.
INTERNET — Mayor of Toronto Rob Ford admitted to smoking crack on Tuesday, but a sex tape featuring Ford was released shortly following his tearful apology. Mayor Ford quickly issued a second tearful apology after deleting the first, leading some to compare Mayor . . .
Which side would win in a global battle of 5,000 marines versus 10 trillion lions? No unlimited ammo, no escaping into space, and no more than 10 nuclear weapons. . . .
We are all so smart. Look at us, how fucking smart we are. We all agree. We are ALL in agreement. Look at us. How we do agree! We are all so loud. Listen to us. How loudly in agreement we can be! How little we say. In so many words. How few thoughts, between . . .
“Biological” virus discovered by famed computer researcher Kragos Ruyu.
INTERNET — The famous computer researcher Kragos Ruyu tweeted this week about discovering a virus which rewrote itself through a kind of “sexual” interface with other malware, stealing random code and mixing it in tens of thousands of similar “offspring” viruses.
“This thing . . .
New laterally dispersed Chemsheets are equivalent to nearly 100 chemtrails and deployed by a single passenger jet.
INTERNET — Reports of laterally dispersed Chemsheets which appear as a jet liner passes over are reportedly part of a secret crash program by meteorologists at DARPA.
These chemsheets are equivalent to nearly 100 chemtrails . . .
Creepy old Uncle NSA. Where are his hands??
It’s hanging onto everyone, leering around at the room as it gropes the family children, probing for stuff it’s not supposed to find.
“Uh-oh, what have we here? Something you’re not supposed to be doing. Your parents would be very upset if . . .
Banksy’s death brings a fresh point of view to his artwork. Certainly he is in hell now.
NEW YORK — Banksy’s New York studio attempted to drop a giant banner spanning the entire George Washington Bridge, which would have said “LONDON RULES, NEW YORK DROOLS,” but police reportedly assailed Banksy before any . . .
American legislature’s circular design more emphasized than Chinese.
INTERNET — King Arthur and his knights sat at a round table so that none might be seen as sitting at its head. The knights, deciding as a group, accepted the quest for the Holy Grail and set out into the forest individually, entering . . .