Neoliberal partnerships advance chronicle.su agenda ‘one step closer to peaceful annihilation’

The Internet Chronicle has combined forces with Hate Security by Hatesec Enterprises, a Lebal Drocer affiliate. The new partnership’s dual purpose is to simultaneously hack your iPhone using powerful, state-of-the-art decryption techniques, and provide a propaganda mouthpiece for the ruling elite, who got that way because they have earned it. You’re reading it here first: …

Hungry for dignity, chronicle.su editors search desperately for real jobs

Asheville, N.C. — In a harsh economy of rapidly declining meme dankness, compounded by sheer pepe rarity, Internet Chronicle staffers say they could be forced to look elsewhere for gainful employment. Even under duress, Executive Editor of chronicle.su Frank Mason, also known as hatesec, gives credit where it is due: “Our teachers and family members …

Why reddit incorrectly deleted a chronicle.su story from its frontpage (and why we’re happy to see it)

Today OP posted an older chronicle.su story to reddit, and about two hours ago, it was deleted. I don’t take issue with the fact it took so long for the public to pick up on this story [Editor’s Note: who’s kidding who, like I give a fuck? I take issue with nothing. Stop oppressing me, …

Radio

CHRONICLE.SU RADIO #HATE USUALLY AIRS SOMETIME AFTER MIDNIGHT, BUT IT CAN STRIKE AT ANY MOMENT. HATE RADIO IS SO UNPREDICTABLE, EVEN STAFF REPORTERS DON’T KNOW WHEN IT MIGHT HAPPEN. CHECK THIS PAGE DAILY FOR IMPORTANT NEWS RADIO UPDATES. Wednesday, June 7, 2017 Wednesday, May 17, 2017 Thursday, May 4, 2017 Wednesday, May 3, 2017 Tuesday, …

Lebal Drocer Denies Wrongdoing in Latest Scandal

SLAVEYARD — Lebal Drocer, indicted for what one Judge called, “laying down with the dogs and getting the fleas,” fired back at Europol after they seized Lebal Drocer Publishing’s heavily-guarded mainframe installation in Belgium, or possibly Germany. Lebal Drocer’s Chief Marketing Officer Barry B. Poundheaven told reporters, “This was an unadorned form of harassment directed …