Asheville, N.C. — In a harsh economy of rapidly declining meme dankness, compounded by sheer pepe rarity, Internet Chronicle staffers say they could be forced to look elsewhere for gainful employment. Even under duress, Executive Editor of chronicle.su Frank Mason, also known as hatesec, gives credit where it is due: “Our teachers and family members …
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Today OP posted an older chronicle.su story to reddit, and about two hours ago, it was deleted. I don’t take issue with the fact it took so long for the public to pick up on this story [Editor’s Note: who’s kidding who, like I give a fuck? I take issue with nothing. Stop oppressing me, …
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I promised myself that if I ever got to this point – that if I ever sank so low – I would record it, because the world deserves to know, lest we should forget: Walmart is a hellish nightmare unfolding right in your own backyard. This is hatesec, reporting live from the bottomless pit of …
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This is the shittiest website I have ever seen. What happened to the categories, did you get tired of having something people could actually relate to? News, Sports, Weather and Reviews were just too much like something regular people were used to seeing so we got rid of that, because this is a terrible website …
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With limited access to Internet, Barrett Brown still gets the news, albeit a little slowly. “I think what Weev is working toward is really good,” Brown said from his mobile prison cell, an advanced diesel therapy treatment facility. “I saw him on my delayed TV report and I have to say I am proud of …
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CHRONICLE.SU RADIO #HATE USUALLY AIRS SOMETIME AFTER MIDNIGHT, BUT IT CAN STRIKE AT ANY MOMENT. HATE RADIO IS SO UNPREDICTABLE, EVEN STAFF REPORTERS DON’T KNOW WHEN IT MIGHT HAPPEN. CHECK THIS PAGE DAILY FOR IMPORTANT NEWS RADIO UPDATES. Wednesday, June 7, 2017 Wednesday, May 17, 2017 Thursday, May 4, 2017 Wednesday, May 3, 2017 Tuesday, …
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SLAVEYARD — Lebal Drocer, indicted for what one Judge called, “laying down with the dogs and getting the fleas,” fired back at Europol after they seized Lebal Drocer Publishing’s heavily-guarded mainframe installation in Belgium, or possibly Germany. Lebal Drocer’s Chief Marketing Officer Barry B. Poundheaven told reporters, “This was an unadorned form of harassment directed …
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Business analysts predict the transaction could transfer majority control of The Internet Chronicle to News Corp, Murdoch’s multi-national, benevolent corporation.
INTERNET — Metamodernism is an ism. Ism’s are important, as they help us define our daily behaviors, creations and artistic expressions. Yep, they’re importante. Why though, you don’t ask? Well, I’ll tell you: we have a need to classify and quantify our emotions and creative endeavors into a ‘sandbox’. This ‘sandbox’ can be escaped, yet …
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Let’s just say for a second that we do live in a computer simulation designed to reproduce each facet of our existence – does a two-party system reflect the needs of mankind?
