VICE: My Time in China’s Cancer Villages

Vice Visits a Cancer Village in China

VICE NEWS — We went into the heart of China’s Cancer Villages and shoved cameras into the pained faces of villages of people living out slow deaths, and we even brought Shoenice along to eat some of the tainted street food outside the lead foundry. But . . .

Quantum drive promises cheap space flight, flying cars

The quantum drive works by exerting unequal forces within a seemingly closed system that is actually open due to different frames of reference within the system.

INTERNET — A new propellantless drive technology first described by Roger Shawyer was confirmed and legitimated by NASA experiments, as a parallel technology has been shown to . . .

Holy Toledo: Ohio Town Poisoned by New World Order Thugs

TOLEDO – Toledo is in a state of emergency today after EPA chemists found a deadly toxin in the water that automatically kills anything it touches. After hours of research, no one yet understands the wretched algal bloom that appeared over Lake Eerie and started coming out of Toledoan’s water faucets Saturday.

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New FaceFuck app turns facebook into a porn site

FaceFuck allows you to find lookalike pornstars by integrating with your friends on facebook

INTERNET — The new FaceFuck porn app allows you to link your Facebook friends into a database of lookalike pornstars and stream from a database of over ten million videos for $2.99 a month. FaceFuck chief executive Peter L. . . .

Alex Jones missing, presumed dead

Alex Jones was known for spearheading the “truther” movement and uncovering the truth behind every lie the government tells.

INTERNET — Alex Jones disappeared Saturday, leaving friends and family wondering if secret globalist police forces have finally silenced the man who knew too much.

Geopolitical expert and analyst Dr. Angstrom H. Troubador said, . . .

Is Fear Healthy? You Won’t Believe How This One Drug Is Changing The World

The CIA has immunized the globe from dangerous terrorist genes "for centuries to come"

My jaw dropped. Permanently. . . .

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Ascend to Super Saiyan Level 23 with Troubador Laboratory’s new line of gold infusing ascension products

Troubador Labs, LEBAL DROCER — Have you been feeling down about the all-encompassing conspiracy of the government to suppress the truth about 9/11, UFOs, and bigfoot? We haven’t. That’s because our new food supply investment plan allows . . .

Sheikh Umar Khan was ‘targeted’ and exposed to Ebola

Intentional Exposure: Dr. Sheikh Umar Khan was murdered while fighting Western efforts to spread the deadly ebola virus through Sierra Leone.

“This is a disaster by design,” an investigator said, who asked to remain anonymous. . . .

Does Roanoke have to have a Bleak Future?

By 2060, computer models show Blacksburg larger than Roanoke. Staunton will likely surpass Roanoke’s size by 2070. The stagnation in Roanoke’s growth will leave it nestled right between the “Charlanta” drag and the triangular shaped urban sprawl over the midwest and the northeast. Roanoke’s verdant areas will be a yearly tourist hellscape.

Roanoke . . .

Hipster Islamists plant White Flags on Brooklyn Bridge

Art Jihad, underground Brooklyn hipster Islamists, takes credit for raising the white flag over Brooklyn Bridge

INTERNET — A Hipster Islamist “art terror” cell in Brooklyn took credit on Wednesday for raising bleached American flags over the Brooklyn Bridge. Art Jihad issued a statement saying, “The Caliphate [ISIS] is the only government with . . .