Novato, Calif. – Don’t fuck with me, I’m football team. Anonymous releases bank account information of Novato residents. lulz ensues …MOAR!
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Novato, Calif. – Don’t fuck with me, I’m football team. Anonymous releases bank account information of Novato residents. lulz ensues …MOAR! They went full circle and showed us their tits to protest our desire to see their tits. …MOAR! Kim Jong-Un’s real war was waged on our minds. PYONGYANG — Thursday evening, Dear Leader Kim Jong-Un revealed to pathetic American audiences his secret life as K-pop star PSY, of “Gangnam Style” fame. The “Gangnam Style” YouTube video was viewed more than any video in the history of time, fulfilling the Kim …MOAR!
Impostor Joe Beddia pisses on over forty years of hard work and performance art …MOAR! Bitcoins may soon be worth next to nothing at all. INTERNET — New hardware designed by Butterfly Labs promises to mine bitcoins more cheaply than ever before. If you aren’t familiar with bitcoins, they are a digital currency deriving their rarity and value through advanced cryptographic algorithms. Only so many bitcoins can …MOAR! Cryptic Photo Posted on the Defaced Site; Scary!
Haters rejoiced late Easter Sunday, as a plot was devised to devour and destroy the illustrious and mighty Internet Chronicle. The plan was hatched on an encrypted video chat platform that only hackers use, called “TinyChat“. We managed to grab a few logs …MOAR! Amnesty International claims that the country is running death camps. But there is a tilt relationship with the country that the U.S. military power structure has yet to admire: China. The DPRK wants to be taken seriously by the so-called international community. And in doing so they have failed miserably to communicate …MOAR! College basketball player Kevin Ware’s leg was fractured by the Illuminati, Sunday. LOUSIVILLE — Kevin Ware, basketball player for the Lousiville Cardinals, suffered a brutal leg injury at the hands of fiendish Illuminati players from Duke. Diving to block a shot and influenced by some kind of witchcraft, Ware landed badly and his leg …MOAR! Under Armor Spokesman, @th3j35t3r Attacks North Korea Under the moniker @th3j35t3r, a little-known Twitter account, Tom Ryan of Provide Security is currently gearing up for cyber war with North Korea, Anonymous in tow. After a series of test runs against mom-and-pop DPRK websites, we see Tom Ryan, aka John Tiessen, as possessing the ability …MOAR! Police say his limousine driver was high from an immense, billowing cloud of secondhand marijuana smoke. LAS VEGAS — Austin “Chumlee” Rustle, known widely for his employment at the famed Gold and Silver Pawn Shop featured on “History” Channel’s “Pawn Stars” Reality Television Show, was arrested Friday for possession of over seven pounds of …MOAR! |
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