By Tyler Bass, on May 9th, 2013
A leading watchdog group named Renzi, above, as one of the top 20 most corrupt congressmen for three straight years. (Photo: Wikipedia)
Opening arguments in the Tucson trial of former Arizona Representative Rick Renzi (R-AZ) began Wednesday with federal prosecution characterizing Renzi as having engaged in “lying and stealing … taking advantage . . .
By Kilgoar, on May 8th, 2013
Who is Stephen Hawking, anyway?
TEL AVIV — Rampant rumors on the net have surfaced espousing contradictory narratives about Stephen Hawking, Israel, and the Illuminati. Most popular of these stories is one in which Hawking has refused to appear at a conference in Israel in protest of their wanton killing of Arabs, . . .
By Hatesec, on May 7th, 2013
Do you want your precious, innocent child to be abducted and groomed into a Punjabi-loving terrorist? Or do you want little Timmy to grow up to be a god damn PATRIOT? . . .
By Kilgoar, on May 2nd, 2013 NEW YORK — Wednesday, part of a wing from 9/11 was dug up and hoisted from an alleyway to media fanfare as it was “taken into police custody,” reported Shimon Prokupecz of NBC New York. This shard of wing was exhumed, quite importantly, on the same block as the controversial “ground-zero mosque.” Thursday, Workers at . . .
By Kilgoar, on April 27th, 2013
One never knows when a terrorist may be hiding in a closet or behind the shower curtains, and it’s even better to know that the Muslim across the street isn’t harboring Dzhokhar Tsarnaev — yet.
On April 15, 2013, The Tsarnaev brothers placed two bombs at the Boston Marathon which detonated at . . .
By Kilgoar, on April 20th, 2013
Redditors enjoy a front-page appearance and are aroused as agents storm through their house.
BOSTON — 9/11 fans rejoiced Thursday after Boston Bomber Dzhokhar Tsarnaev was arrested by thousands of paramilitary police units which stormed through nearly 10,000 houses in Watertown, systematically invading every home in the area.
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By Kilgoar, on April 18th, 2013
The “cocky” pair of bombers walks through the crowd.
The black-capped suspect disguised himself with sunglasses.
Is the white-hatted suspect on a cellphone? With WHOM?
Suspect in the gangster-looking white hat looks through the crowd.
. . .
By Kilgoar, on April 18th, 2013
Anonymous News Network to serve up the unerring truth — a blatant threat towards the Internet Chronicle’s market-share.
INTERNET — This week, news broke that the YourAnonNews twitter account, with over a million followers, successfully raised $54,000 through merchandising and donations which will go towards founding the Activist News Network. This idea . . .
By Frank Mason, on April 17th, 2013 NEW YORK — Fans mourn the loss of Nickelodeon starlet Amanda Laura Bynes, who died early Wednesday morning at her home in New York . . .
By Kilgoar, on April 16th, 2013
A mummified Argentinosaurus has been found under the melting Antarctic ice.
ANTARCTICA — Summer ice melts in Antarctica have revealed land that has been covered since the time of the dinosaurs, and according to Paleontologist Dr. Angstrom H. Troubador, it’s revealed part of the preserved body of one of the largest animals . . .
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