Th3j35t3r’s 9/11 terror spree

In th3j35t3r’s constant struggle against Jihadists, he has grown increasingly similar to his most hated enemies. By committing several terror attacks on 9/11, he has become more like Al-Qaeda than ever before. But is it going too far to call th3j35t3r’s attacks terrorism? As a recent victim of an attack by th3j35t3r, Chronicle.SU is of the opinion that th3j35t3r is indeed a terrorist. He was quick to publish our personal details in the hopes that it would scare us into submission. By this action alone, th3j35t3r definitely fits the most basic definition for terrorist.

Recently identified as a possible astroturf campaign, th3j35t3r has fought hard against allegations that he uses a botnet. While several stories have been planted in the press promoting his denial of botnet ownership, such claims rely completely on th3je5t3r’s word – the word of a law-breaking anonymous vigilante. Curiously, he refuses to release the software which enables such remarkable attacks without the use of botnets. This kind of secretive vigilantism most definitely raises many important questions, even as th3j35t3r’s 9/11 hacks mark his steady descent into a world of pure terrorism. Such secrecy does not exactly scream “activist.”

While th3j35t3r may temporarily disrupt the communications of small Jihadist forums, he acts without the approval of the military. He can only be getting in the way of serious attempts at infiltration and espionage by real experts with real defense contracts. By making provocative military action completely outside the jurisdiction of America’s military, th3j35t3r is most definitely committing acts of terrorism. It is little wonder that so few military men support th3j35t3r. They know there is no place for vigilantism on the battlefield. Yet th3j35t3r, like many terrorists, works alone.

Th3j353t3r often targets web sites on shared hosting, such as Chronicle.SU, meaning his attacks cause collateral damage to innocent civilians. He razes entire virtual cities to silence a few extremists. This all amounts to another striking similarity between th3j35t3r and Jihadists. Th3j35t3r does not take any effort to minimize collateral damage.

Like the Jihadists, it is clear th3j35t3r’s favorite day for vigilante military action is 9/11. The line that separates him from the terrorists he attacks has grown increasingly thin, and to be honest, it’s surprising he has not been condemned by a military that is surely conducting serious business in the cybertheater. The final comparison between th3j35t3r and Jihadists is possibly the most profound. Where any sensible military acts only to achieve specific goals, terrorists like th3j35t3r and bin Laden only act to bring publicity to their cause. Th3j35t3r seeks to escalate military conflict just for fame. Real experts fight thanklessly and have no use for a jester prancing around the battlefield, begging for bitcoins.

15 comments to Th3j35t3r’s 9/11 terror spree

  • Highspeed Low drag Hooah motherfucker

    Lmao. I was just forwarded this article

    This faggot really thinks he’s making a difference???
    Is this fool going to be on the next Soulja Boy tour?

    ROCK OF THE MARNE

  • Jester is nothing but a child molester easy as that. He is a troll that clicks on a botnet that was made for him. A 4 year old could do that. He wants to play batman like a 6 year old the (age he likes too) but just a mater of time before his cover is blown, if I found out who he was I know someone is going to find out who he is too. Till then he’ll be begging for bitcoins on twitter. Just keep in mind, batman and the joker are not bullet proof, if they stood right both could be killed with one shot by a 22.

  • I came 69 times while reading this.

  • A REAL DISABLED VETERAN

    SPOT ON!

    As an actual Veteran that kiddie chickenhawk bullshit that jester does is a fucking slap in the face. Notice how he always hints at military service but will never come out and say it. Jester is a POSER. Enough with the bullshit excuses. Show your DD214 with PII blacked out or shut the fuck up.
    Quit relying on right-wing mental midgets that cling to your hints for validation that you are or ever were in the military.

    Just like he uses the twitter API to pretend to be overseas.
    Svirgula got it right. Jester is some WASHED UP FREEPER that doesn’t have the intestinal fortitude to fight the wars he cheers on.

    Then he’ll come out and say “You don’t know what happens in the background and I only show you what I want you to see”. You know what jester you’re right. We don’t see you posting on free republic, we don’t see you pretending to be an elf wizard on WoW, and we don’t see you diddling yourself to the war porn on youtube. GROW A PAIR and enlist if you’re not too old already. If you actually have a DD214 you’re some washed up POGUE that is upset he didn’t get his chance at fighting in the “holy war” because you were stuck in the supply room the whole time you were in back in the 80s.

    You’re fucking disgusting.

    Signed

    A REAL DISABLED VET

    • Soldier

      Absolutely! As a vet, I completely agree with this posting. There is no room for activism on a battlefield and what The Jester is doing probably gets in the way of real cyberwarriors every time. If he ever really was in the military he’s forgotten everything it means to be a soldier. You never act alone for personal glory or for any other reason. I hope they catch this Jester and bring him to justice.

    • a fake diabled vet

      I HAVE FOUGHT IN THE TROLL WARS FOR AT LEAST 10 YEARS. NEVER SAW YOU THERE. SO ALL YR TYPING: TL;DR.

  • Sp00koftehlulz

    Faster pussy cat, kill, kill, kill…