American Pickers stars “come out of the closet”

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HOLLYWOOD-Mike Wolfe and Frank Fritz, stars of the History Channel’s American Pickers television show, have raised eyebrows in the past with their a-little-too-close relationship and outright disdain for stunning co-star Danielle Colby Cushman. On Monday, the pair “came out of the closet,” in the hopes that fans would understand their choice of sexuality.

Mostly, the Pickers have not been disappointed. Fans have started a campaign on Twitter under the hashtag #SupportPickers, and many members of the LBGQT activist movement have issued statements of support.

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Of course they're gay.

Cushman, who is often taunted and belittled by the Pickers despite her staggering beauty and quick wit, said “I knew it all along, but never said anything because of their miserably fragile egos. I guess they’re stronger than I thought!”

Fritz, the submissive “bear” and megapowerbottom of the couple, has mostly “retreated into his oil can collection,” as rumors of a negative and unsupportive family have spread widely across the Internet. Wolfe, however, seems upbeat and optimistic, just like he always does on TV. Wolfe said, “We’re going to keep on picking, but if you hear a little more lisp when we’re trying to haggle with gays, you’ll know that we aren’t actually just pandering for better prices.”

1,048 comments to American Pickers stars “come out of the closet”

  • Fanny B Tender

    The show might be fake but their gayLove for one another is not. Never have I seen to men so much in love. From what I understand the chubby boy is a great bottom and always ready to please his lover, in back of the truck or where ever. “Slim”, at least once per day, will fill his chubbyBoys plump ass with Hot ManGravy.

    I hear they have a secret stash of hot sexy manLove videos and sexy shower scenes. Stay tuned to this sexy male homo couple and maybe we will get to see the kiss or see Slim pull out of chubbyBoys ass, only to release torrents of brown gravy.

  • HotelNotel

    These two buttPirates love spending time on the road and spending the night in seedy hotels. That skinny one tells the portly one “Hey fatty, bend it over cuz Ima gonna booger ya butt!”

  • Justin Edgarton

    Is it possible that there’s a new SEO algorithm that directs morons to this site when they do a search? It’s hard to believe that there are so many ignorant & low-class comments combined in one place. 1.) Mike is not gay unless he invented his girlfriend of 20 years. She’s named in this article – 2.) If he were a homo, who would care except for small-mided fuckwads who want to stick their nose (or small penis) into someone else’s business? If only there was an IQ test you had to pass before posting a comment. Almost all of you are fucking morons. I must be almost as stupid for reading your bullshit (although a couple of the really rude comments were funny). All of you fag haters are probably circus-freak ugly, chipped-tooth, greasy-haired, fat-assed sweathogs. I doubt anyone, male or female, would want to have sex with you so go ahead and say what you want about those who are successful at life.

    • Pat

      Justin, that was spoken like the true faggot that you are. Ever had any dick that tasted better than your daddys?

    • bill

      hey justin when did trsh picking become “your lifes work” and how the hell does that make them “sucessful” ? because they are to stupid or lazy or just freakin greedy to do anything that contributes to society? LIKE YOU? jackoff

  • Rev Bob Davidson

    I hope some of those commenting above don’t represent a cross-section of real Americans. If so, then we’re in big trouble. Bill & PenisBreath need to look within at why they hate people they don’t know. In my life’s experience, the ones who hate homosexuals the most many times turn out to be homosexuals themselves. A wiser man knows that when you focus on hate, you only steal a little of your own happiness. It’s ironic because those being hated often don’t care that you hate them, while it’s eating you up from the inside, and you don’t even know it. Call it hidden justice – kind of a boomerang effect. Maybe it’s God’s plan. Lovers are happy – haters are miserable.