American Pickers stars “come out of the closet”

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#SupportPickers

HOLLYWOOD-Mike Wolfe and Frank Fritz, stars of the History Channel’s American Pickers television show, have raised eyebrows in the past with their a-little-too-close relationship and outright disdain for stunning co-star Danielle Colby Cushman. On Monday, the pair “came out of the closet,” in the hopes that fans would understand their choice of sexuality.

Mostly, the Pickers have not been disappointed. Fans have started a campaign on Twitter under the hashtag #SupportPickers, and many members of the LBGQT activist movement have issued statements of support.

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Of course they're gay.

Cushman, who is often taunted and belittled by the Pickers despite her staggering beauty and quick wit, said “I knew it all along, but never said anything because of their miserably fragile egos. I guess they’re stronger than I thought!”

Fritz, the submissive “bear” and megapowerbottom of the couple, has mostly “retreated into his oil can collection,” as rumors of a negative and unsupportive family have spread widely across the Internet. Wolfe, however, seems upbeat and optimistic, just like he always does on TV. Wolfe said, “We’re going to keep on picking, but if you hear a little more lisp when we’re trying to haggle with gays, you’ll know that we aren’t actually just pandering for better prices.”

1,048 comments to American Pickers stars “come out of the closet”

  • cjg

    well queers are queers, they can put their heads up each others ass and kiss themselves goodbye…..

  • Anonymous

    Wow ! I just wanted to tell Frank he’s a cheap ass ! Makes me sick when he hagles over 5 bucks then makes 200% profit! Ur takin advantage of people! At least Mike pays up !! Now I find out ur GAY! U GOTTA BE KIDDIN ME IM CHANGING THE CHANNEL !!!

    • teddy bear fritz

      Hey im franks boy toy leave him alone ok this is your final warning im not gonna yell or scream im a straight shooter I love frank we will get married just leave it be he loves man toys and oil cans signs and his cat arby but more important we love eachother in fact we are gonna ass fuck tonight and its none of your business or TMZ

  • tt

    Daniel I love you I also have some tattoos do you have a boyfriend

  • Anonymous

    DANIELLE , I LOVE U !!! FRANK N MIKE. … LOVE THE SHOW !! PAY NO MIND TO THEMM IDIOTS … IM A STRAIGHT , GANGSTER FROM H-TOWN BABY !!! MUCH LOVE N ROCK THE WORLD ….P.S. DANIELLE JAJA !!! LOVE U MAMA !!

  • Anonymous

    It does not matter if these two libs from lowa are queer or not.They have allready ruined a favorite american past time of finding treasures at yard sales,flea markets ect…
    These two pimps and there side show wench have had there day history/discovery/ABC can pull the plug anytime on these jokers

      • leave alil meat on the bone for resale

        We overcharge to make more $ cause history channel dont pay enough

      • frankie farts fritz

        Hey guys stop already we make to much money off p teople we intended to mail back rebates so chill the network pays us enough

      • yes gay

        Its me frank the teddy bear fritz I need a valentines day date real girl or plastic or teenage boy would do we can share choclates beer and butt noises name that fart and dutch oven eachother sex not necessary just 4 play and arby must watch I need a witness that I had a date I love smell that fart thanks FRANKIE FRITZ KEEP ON PICKING