American Pickers stars “come out of the closet”

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#SupportPickers

HOLLYWOOD-Mike Wolfe and Frank Fritz, stars of the History Channel’s American Pickers television show, have raised eyebrows in the past with their a-little-too-close relationship and outright disdain for stunning co-star Danielle Colby Cushman. On Monday, the pair “came out of the closet,” in the hopes that fans would understand their choice of sexuality.

Mostly, the Pickers have not been disappointed. Fans have started a campaign on Twitter under the hashtag #SupportPickers, and many members of the LBGQT activist movement have issued statements of support.

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Of course they're gay.

Cushman, who is often taunted and belittled by the Pickers despite her staggering beauty and quick wit, said “I knew it all along, but never said anything because of their miserably fragile egos. I guess they’re stronger than I thought!”

Fritz, the submissive “bear” and megapowerbottom of the couple, has mostly “retreated into his oil can collection,” as rumors of a negative and unsupportive family have spread widely across the Internet. Wolfe, however, seems upbeat and optimistic, just like he always does on TV. Wolfe said, “We’re going to keep on picking, but if you hear a little more lisp when we’re trying to haggle with gays, you’ll know that we aren’t actually just pandering for better prices.”

1,048 comments to American Pickers stars “come out of the closet”

  • Anonymous

    mike and frank are awesome keep picking you guys australia loves
    your show and who gives a crap what the people say the people of America mike and frank is one of your own people You don’t have to watch the show but don’t be mean to them cut the crap

  • Anonymous

    You people are shitheads mike and frank have a life what do you assholes do for work and what are your hobbies you fuckin shit people

  • Anonymous

    from junk to make a buck love picking yeah bitch Aussie rider mother fuckers

  • Anonymous

    your all a bunch of dickheads that don’t have anything better to do if you have nothing to do play with your fucking ass

  • dana

    boy you guys are the stupid mike just got married a couple years ago with a women they have a small child and frank has a girlfriend also, stop believing everything you read on sites that have no credibility.

    • fritzs fuck buddy

      Fuck you dana u dum picking bitch you dont know anything ive personally sucked franks cock and he loved it mike wolfey can stay married hes just a theif he robs people blind saying he cant pay certain prices what….theses people are letting you look and pick there shit not knowing the value and your gonna play them like a fool with the cameras running god help them when cameras are off frank told me theres no stopping him he has to due this act for a job or else hed say fuck off theif