American Pickers stars “come out of the closet”

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#SupportPickers

HOLLYWOOD-Mike Wolfe and Frank Fritz, stars of the History Channel’s American Pickers television show, have raised eyebrows in the past with their a-little-too-close relationship and outright disdain for stunning co-star Danielle Colby Cushman. On Monday, the pair “came out of the closet,” in the hopes that fans would understand their choice of sexuality.

Mostly, the Pickers have not been disappointed. Fans have started a campaign on Twitter under the hashtag #SupportPickers, and many members of the LBGQT activist movement have issued statements of support.

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Of course they're gay.

Cushman, who is often taunted and belittled by the Pickers despite her staggering beauty and quick wit, said “I knew it all along, but never said anything because of their miserably fragile egos. I guess they’re stronger than I thought!”

Fritz, the submissive “bear” and megapowerbottom of the couple, has mostly “retreated into his oil can collection,” as rumors of a negative and unsupportive family have spread widely across the Internet. Wolfe, however, seems upbeat and optimistic, just like he always does on TV. Wolfe said, “We’re going to keep on picking, but if you hear a little more lisp when we’re trying to haggle with gays, you’ll know that we aren’t actually just pandering for better prices.”

1,048 comments to American Pickers stars “come out of the closet”

  • Josh

    All this American Pickers talk about “Honey Holes” is getting me all hard. I wanna see the slim one plow fattys sweet molASSes hole. I also notice slim loves to put his arm about fatty!! How HOT is that!

    • Kilgoar

      Only a repressed homosexual would go to the same American Pickers Gay article on a daily basis to make these kinds of comments.

      • Pat

        Kilgoar knows all about being gay.

      • Harry Arse

        Why is it that every fags fallback defense is to say anyone who hates them is a closeted fag or something along those lines? Face it you faggots can have all the human rights you want, doesn’t affect me, but to expect the rest of to change our minds ain’t cutting it. Being a fag is not natural. Nature has males and females for one reason, to be with each other and procreate. Notice I didn’t say God here. Faggots are a freak of nature, a mistake. You may be here, we may need to live with you but you have no right to demand we like it. We’re free to think what we want about you pillow biters!

  • Stinky McCracken

    I want to take a huge dump on that fatboy.

  • CumDuck

    RatDick Mother Fuckers, both of em.

  • LiL G

    I love AmercianAssPickers and now that they have come out of the closet I love them even more. Being on my knees and sucking those “hogs” would be divine!

  • Jog Dog Plow Frog

    Did you guys know that Clark Kent IS Superman!!