American Pickers stars “come out of the closet”


HOLLYWOOD-Mike Wolfe and Frank Fritz, stars of the History Channel’s American Pickers television show, have raised eyebrows in the past with their a-little-too-close relationship and outright disdain for stunning co-star Danielle Colby Cushman. On Monday, the pair “came out of the closet,” in the hopes that fans would understand their choice of sexuality.

Mostly, the Pickers have not been disappointed. Fans have started a campaign on Twitter under the hashtag #SupportPickers, and many members of the LBGQT activist movement have issued statements of support.

Of course they're gay.

Cushman, who is often taunted and belittled by the Pickers despite her staggering beauty and quick wit, said “I knew it all along, but never said anything because of their miserably fragile egos. I guess they’re stronger than I thought!”

Fritz, the submissive “bear” and megapowerbottom of the couple, has mostly “retreated into his oil can collection,” as rumors of a negative and unsupportive family have spread widely across the Internet. Wolfe, however, seems upbeat and optimistic, just like he always does on TV. Wolfe said, “We’re going to keep on picking, but if you hear a little more lisp when we’re trying to haggle with gays, you’ll know that we aren’t actually just pandering for better prices.”

1,048 comments to American Pickers stars “come out of the closet”

  • Capt. Rump Ranger

    Mik woof.. bet he woofs down on fatboys little pecker.. what a bunch of stupid fudgepackers.. look at this frankie an antique dog turd.. will u take $500 and a hot carl.. sure.. i bet i can get a million dollars and 3 dirty sanchezs… awesome

  • To all you faggot haters out there——-I hope you catch your son with an antique cock in his mouth…maybe Grandpas. So the guys not only like to pick with each other, they also like to dick with each other. Poor heterosexual America. Still having problems dealing with reality. And this is a reality show. As a matter of fact, all there is are reality shows. Figures. Wake up, Americans ! Hate Sucks and so do you. Remember you can be or do anything you want. It’s a free country. This is an American speaking. Take your close-minded self and go back to Nazi, Germany you racist filth.

    • Humper

      Suck some manAss you Queer!!

    • Harry Arse

      Hey Fuzzy Buzzy, you may be queer…you may be here…it may be reality, but there’s all sorts of reality out there that people disagree with, don’t like or flat out hate and are entitled and free to do so. I would say aversion, hatred, disgust, etc. for gays is a reality that YOU need to deal with too ya poo packer! You’re free to tamp turd and we’re all free to think fags are warped and mistakes of nature. Just keep your hands off of boys under 18 buddy!

  • JizzBucket

    Nah man! The american pickers aint poofters.. I seen a show where mike buys a naked woman water bottle.. No faggot assed mofo would buy that, thats straight up hetero shit right there.. They both suck satans cock anyway

  • john

    I bet cushman has a huge penis!!

  • Peter Yanker

    I enjoy the scenes where these two butthole Surfers enter some dark, dank, smelly barn. Its so tittilating to think that at anytime the skinny boy may pull down fattys underpants and rumble his asshole until its raw and fatty is crying.

    I want to go “picking” with them and run a train until jism is spewing into my mouth and anusHole!!