American Pickers stars “come out of the closet”

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HOLLYWOOD-Mike Wolfe and Frank Fritz, stars of the History Channel’s American Pickers television show, have raised eyebrows in the past with their a-little-too-close relationship and outright disdain for stunning co-star Danielle Colby Cushman. On Monday, the pair “came out of the closet,” in the hopes that fans would understand their choice of sexuality.

Mostly, the Pickers have not been disappointed. Fans have started a campaign on Twitter under the hashtag #SupportPickers, and many members of the LBGQT activist movement have issued statements of support.

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Of course they're gay.

Cushman, who is often taunted and belittled by the Pickers despite her staggering beauty and quick wit, said “I knew it all along, but never said anything because of their miserably fragile egos. I guess they’re stronger than I thought!”

Fritz, the submissive “bear” and megapowerbottom of the couple, has mostly “retreated into his oil can collection,” as rumors of a negative and unsupportive family have spread widely across the Internet. Wolfe, however, seems upbeat and optimistic, just like he always does on TV. Wolfe said, “We’re going to keep on picking, but if you hear a little more lisp when we’re trying to haggle with gays, you’ll know that we aren’t actually just pandering for better prices.”

1,048 comments to American Pickers stars “come out of the closet”

  • Crap ola

    I bet that fat boy also lets niggers fuck his asshole.

  • AssMan

    I think both gayAssPickers are extremely cute. I want to see them fucking one anothers hairy buttholes.

    • You should be beat for robbing these old hard-working AMERICANS!!!

    • ben

      Now now faggot its not ower fault u doggie style fat frankie and uses got found out uses are the most dummest fuckers i have ever seen fucking rip everyones stuff fuck u u fairys

  • PenisBreath

    Take if from someone who knows. These boys are getting in the back of that truck for some hot AssPlowing…absolutely.

  • Oskar Miletto

    I am a hetero but somehow have amazing gaydar. I have known that these two are gay from the very first segment of a show that I was bored and/or drunk enough to actually try to watch. I think the show is one of the most boring ever. However, I have caught myself watching this show at some weird hour drunk as fuck. It does have its moments. I think that Danielle chick is BANGING. She is the best part of the show. I would tear that poosie up!!! BTW: Danielle, get at me.

    If those two are gay, let them be gay. It happens. Gay happens. Get the fuck over it. But, they really shouldn’t be so lovey-dovey touchy-feely on the show. I am not a homophobe but I do get sick of TV these days. Way too much up-in-your-face gayness on almost every network. It gets old.. really.

    Go! American Buttpickers! Go!