American Pickers stars “come out of the closet”

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#SupportPickers

HOLLYWOOD-Mike Wolfe and Frank Fritz, stars of the History Channel’s American Pickers television show, have raised eyebrows in the past with their a-little-too-close relationship and outright disdain for stunning co-star Danielle Colby Cushman. On Monday, the pair “came out of the closet,” in the hopes that fans would understand their choice of sexuality.

Mostly, the Pickers have not been disappointed. Fans have started a campaign on Twitter under the hashtag #SupportPickers, and many members of the LBGQT activist movement have issued statements of support.

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Of course they're gay.

Cushman, who is often taunted and belittled by the Pickers despite her staggering beauty and quick wit, said “I knew it all along, but never said anything because of their miserably fragile egos. I guess they’re stronger than I thought!”

Fritz, the submissive “bear” and megapowerbottom of the couple, has mostly “retreated into his oil can collection,” as rumors of a negative and unsupportive family have spread widely across the Internet. Wolfe, however, seems upbeat and optimistic, just like he always does on TV. Wolfe said, “We’re going to keep on picking, but if you hear a little more lisp when we’re trying to haggle with gays, you’ll know that we aren’t actually just pandering for better prices.”

1,048 comments to American Pickers stars “come out of the closet”

  • Joe

    I like the show and it don’t matter if they are gay they have a right to be happy . I’m on my forth marriage my self . And I’m not happy yet . Keep up the good work
    Guys

  • Smart woman

    This is ridiculous! There is no indication to ME that they’re any more than friends! Certainly not gay men! Leave them alone. If you want someone to be gay, go do it yourself! For you above who think it’s so great, there are your counterparts out here who believe it’s not okay, is, in fact, evil. Why? The Bible says so! Ever try reading it? Maybe you should.

  • Ricky

    Who cares if they are or not. Shows great and educational and the guys are funny. Would love to take a roll in the hay Danielle! :-)

  • Heather

    Is this article real? LOL

  • JJ

    Great show, but this just ruined it for me.