American Pickers stars “come out of the closet”

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#SupportPickers

HOLLYWOOD-Mike Wolfe and Frank Fritz, stars of the History Channel’s American Pickers television show, have raised eyebrows in the past with their a-little-too-close relationship and outright disdain for stunning co-star Danielle Colby Cushman. On Monday, the pair “came out of the closet,” in the hopes that fans would understand their choice of sexuality.

Mostly, the Pickers have not been disappointed. Fans have started a campaign on Twitter under the hashtag #SupportPickers, and many members of the LBGQT activist movement have issued statements of support.

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Of course they're gay.

Cushman, who is often taunted and belittled by the Pickers despite her staggering beauty and quick wit, said “I knew it all along, but never said anything because of their miserably fragile egos. I guess they’re stronger than I thought!”

Fritz, the submissive “bear” and megapowerbottom of the couple, has mostly “retreated into his oil can collection,” as rumors of a negative and unsupportive family have spread widely across the Internet. Wolfe, however, seems upbeat and optimistic, just like he always does on TV. Wolfe said, “We’re going to keep on picking, but if you hear a little more lisp when we’re trying to haggle with gays, you’ll know that we aren’t actually just pandering for better prices.”

729 comments to American Pickers stars “come out of the closet”

  • Iona RIchard

    Disgusting and utterly appalling content below. The comments deeply sadden me and leave a bad taste in my mouth ,not dis-similiar to the bad taste mike leaves in frankies mouth.
    Please be respectful of people’s choices . I agree with Fred – one up the bum no harm done
    Frank likes his oil cans but notice how he looks at them to make sure the hole is not too small so he can’t put his penis in
    Mike likes frank to practice on the cans so mike gets the best experience

  • CumDuck

    Frankie loves it when Mike dumps a Hot Carl on his chest.

  • Fred

    Mike likes to use an 18th century penis enlargement kit to ram frank

  • Fred

    One up the bum, no harm done

  • markemark

    danielle a stunning beauty ? What planet are you from ? Ftom her gross tatoos to her fat ass , she is a total dog . Arf Arf

  • iggy

    Frankies ass has been reamed out so much that his lover, Mike, must tie a 2 x 4 around his ass to keep from falling in.

  • nothing in the closet

    i em straight and dont care what people do behind closed doors because the only way its my bussiness is if i was into joining in .

    now all you fregin homofobic wannabees pull your cocks out of your ass and come out your self because if yous want to judge then maybe yous should try it hell a blow job is a blow job as long as there no beard sorry frankie .

    now i em sick of homofobic hatered i see it all the time hell i know this guy is totaly against gays he hates them but then again he lives on the streets in toronto but then hes to is gay for pay .

    ignorance is a lack of knowage educate your self s and get the fuck over it hate crimes are a form of bullying i hate bullys and i usaly try to kill them

    • ned

      I bet you’re gay. When will you come out of the faggot closet. You love dining at the penis buffet.

    • Anonymous

      another defender of the fag.why are you so hell bent on defending faggots we all know your a faggot go fuck yourself ! homosexuality is a filthy nasty pathetic way of life thats why most queers attempt suicide,but i must say i hate no one not even faggots

  • BrownButtPickle

    Mike and frank are gay I guess
    nothing more nothing less
    the gayest guys I ever knew.

    Frank really likes the pain
    When Mike rams him with his cain
    Strait up his flabby butt.

    Pa said there was no mistake
    and knew his son wasnt strait
    cuz dads wanker was on his mind.

  • Dr Funk

    Gay gay gay. These two fudgepackers are gay as hell.

  • bskd

    this is a fake article,look at other search results,one of them says Mike has been with his girlfriend for 17 years

  • shane

    You all are a bunch of morons. Do you believe everything you read? Someone wrote it or it was on tv, it must be true. idiots!! Some 14 yearold punk who didnt have anything better to do made all you homophobes look retarded as hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! idiots!!!!!!!!!!

  • ButtCavern

    Those two fags are a couple of doodee eatin fools.

  • Kevin

    Haha I don’t think they are gay, are these comments for real?….sick~!

  • Herman

    You know “Frankie”, as he is referred to by his male lover, enjoys a fudgepacking gangbang while stringbean is filling the tub with pee for their later on, LoversBath.

  • Joe Biden

    Personally, I love the show but think the name should be changed to “American Peckers” or “American PeckerHeads”.

  • Gayticus Maximus

    They both are cute but I like that chubby boy. Would love to pull down his underpants and plunder his ass for a few “gold nuggets.”

  • Fan

    Great show, guys. And thanks for having the guts to come out of the closet and endure the stupid comments from bigots like those above.

    • paw2121

      I totally agree!! I love the show and if they are gay so what!! You don’tsee the straight stars standing their saying, oooh, I’m straight! That’s because it has absolutely no bearing on the show! Keep up the good work guys and I share your passion for collecting and ignore the narrow minded gits comments because we can’t hold their stupidity against them.

  • Dustin Harrington

    To all the sorry pathetic people that have to say crap about gay people, are nerds man ,I’m a straight guy and what people do is there business.The shows awesome , Danielle is a sweetheart:) You guys need a body guard? Look me up , I’m from Oregon City ,Oregon and have Facebook .Guys keep up the good work! Dustin

  • Harry Arse

    The fat guy Franky is the bitch. The two of them in the woods with Mike plowing Frankie’s ass is like the scene in Deliverance with Ned Beatty! “C;mon frankie git yo ass up in them woods and scaweeeeeal, squeeeeeal, weeeee weeeeee piggy!”

  • Crap ola

    I bet that fat boy also lets niggers fuck his asshole.

  • AssMan

    I think both gayAssPickers are extremely cute. I want to see them fucking one anothers hairy buttholes.

  • PenisBreath

    Take if from someone who knows. These boys are getting in the back of that truck for some hot AssPlowing…absolutely.

  • Oskar Miletto

    I am a hetero but somehow have amazing gaydar. I have known that these two are gay from the very first segment of a show that I was bored and/or drunk enough to actually try to watch. I think the show is one of the most boring ever. However, I have caught myself watching this show at some weird hour drunk as fuck. It does have its moments. I think that Danielle chick is BANGING. She is the best part of the show. I would tear that poosie up!!! BTW: Danielle, get at me.

    If those two are gay, let them be gay. It happens. Gay happens. Get the fuck over it. But, they really shouldn’t be so lovey-dovey touchy-feely on the show. I am not a homophobe but I do get sick of TV these days. Way too much up-in-your-face gayness on almost every network. It gets old.. really.

    Go! American Buttpickers! Go!

  • Capt. Rump Ranger

    Mik woof.. bet he woofs down on fatboys little pecker.. what a bunch of stupid fudgepackers.. look at this frankie an antique dog turd.. will u take $500 and a hot carl.. sure.. i bet i can get a million dollars and 3 dirty sanchezs… awesome

  • To all you faggot haters out there——-I hope you catch your son with an antique cock in his mouth…maybe Grandpas. So the guys not only like to pick with each other, they also like to dick with each other. Poor heterosexual America. Still having problems dealing with reality. And this is a reality show. As a matter of fact, all there is are reality shows. Figures. Wake up, Americans ! Hate Sucks and so do you. Remember you can be or do anything you want. It’s a free country. This is an American speaking. Take your close-minded self and go back to Nazi, Germany you racist filth.

    • Humper

      Suck some manAss you Queer!!

    • Harry Arse

      Hey Fuzzy Buzzy, you may be queer…you may be here…it may be reality, but there’s all sorts of reality out there that people disagree with, don’t like or flat out hate and are entitled and free to do so. I would say aversion, hatred, disgust, etc. for gays is a reality that YOU need to deal with too ya poo packer! You’re free to tamp turd and we’re all free to think fags are warped and mistakes of nature. Just keep your hands off of boys under 18 buddy!

  • JizzBucket

    Nah man! The american pickers aint poofters.. I seen a show where mike buys a naked woman water bottle.. No faggot assed mofo would buy that, thats straight up hetero shit right there.. They both suck satans cock anyway

  • john

    I bet cushman has a huge penis!!

  • Peter Yanker

    I enjoy the scenes where these two butthole Surfers enter some dark, dank, smelly barn. Its so tittilating to think that at anytime the skinny boy may pull down fattys underpants and rumble his asshole until its raw and fatty is crying.

    I want to go “picking” with them and run a train until jism is spewing into my mouth and anusHole!!

  • Josh

    All this American Pickers talk about “Honey Holes” is getting me all hard. I wanna see the slim one plow fattys sweet molASSes hole. I also notice slim loves to put his arm about fatty!! How HOT is that!

    • Kilgoar

      Only a repressed homosexual would go to the same American Pickers Gay article on a daily basis to make these kinds of comments.

      • Pat

        Kilgoar knows all about being gay.

      • Harry Arse

        Why is it that every fags fallback defense is to say anyone who hates them is a closeted fag or something along those lines? Face it you faggots can have all the human rights you want, doesn’t affect me, but to expect the rest of to change our minds ain’t cutting it. Being a fag is not natural. Nature has males and females for one reason, to be with each other and procreate. Notice I didn’t say God here. Faggots are a freak of nature, a mistake. You may be here, we may need to live with you but you have no right to demand we like it. We’re free to think what we want about you pillow biters!

  • Stinky McCracken

    I want to take a huge dump on that fatboy.

  • CumDuck

    RatDick Mother Fuckers, both of em.

  • LiL G

    I love AmercianAssPickers and now that they have come out of the closet I love them even more. Being on my knees and sucking those “hogs” would be divine!

  • Jog Dog Plow Frog

    Did you guys know that Clark Kent IS Superman!!

  • Fanny B Tender

    The show might be fake but their gayLove for one another is not. Never have I seen to men so much in love. From what I understand the chubby boy is a great bottom and always ready to please his lover, in back of the truck or where ever. “Slim”, at least once per day, will fill his chubbyBoys plump ass with Hot ManGravy.

    I hear they have a secret stash of hot sexy manLove videos and sexy shower scenes. Stay tuned to this sexy male homo couple and maybe we will get to see the kiss or see Slim pull out of chubbyBoys ass, only to release torrents of brown gravy.

  • HotelNotel

    These two buttPirates love spending time on the road and spending the night in seedy hotels. That skinny one tells the portly one “Hey fatty, bend it over cuz Ima gonna booger ya butt!”

  • Justin Edgarton

    Is it possible that there’s a new SEO algorithm that directs morons to this site when they do a search? It’s hard to believe that there are so many ignorant & low-class comments combined in one place. 1.) Mike is not gay unless he invented his girlfriend of 20 years. She’s named in this article – http://www.nytimes.com/2011/08/25/garden/mike-wolfe-of-american-pickers-at-home-in-iowa.html?pagewanted=all. 2.) If he were a homo, who would care except for small-mided fuckwads who want to stick their nose (or small penis) into someone else’s business? If only there was an IQ test you had to pass before posting a comment. Almost all of you are fucking morons. I must be almost as stupid for reading your bullshit (although a couple of the really rude comments were funny). All of you fag haters are probably circus-freak ugly, chipped-tooth, greasy-haired, fat-assed sweathogs. I doubt anyone, male or female, would want to have sex with you so go ahead and say what you want about those who are successful at life.

    • Pat

      Justin, that was spoken like the true faggot that you are. Ever had any dick that tasted better than your daddys?

    • bill

      hey justin when did trsh picking become “your lifes work” and how the hell does that make them “sucessful” ? because they are to stupid or lazy or just freakin greedy to do anything that contributes to society? LIKE YOU? jackoff

  • Rev Bob Davidson

    I hope some of those commenting above don’t represent a cross-section of real Americans. If so, then we’re in big trouble. Bill & PenisBreath need to look within at why they hate people they don’t know. In my life’s experience, the ones who hate homosexuals the most many times turn out to be homosexuals themselves. A wiser man knows that when you focus on hate, you only steal a little of your own happiness. It’s ironic because those being hated often don’t care that you hate them, while it’s eating you up from the inside, and you don’t even know it. Call it hidden justice – kind of a boomerang effect. Maybe it’s God’s plan. Lovers are happy – haters are miserable.

  • Troyce

    Love the show, they are great! Who cares!

  • Jaxon

    This story should be embarassing to the writer as it is total fabrication. Apparently, accurate reporting isn’t an important factor in his writing. Unfortunately, your readers actually would appreciate stories with some truth in them otherwise, it is a waste their time. There are many things to report that don’t need to be made up, try it sometime, you’ll feel better about yourself.

  • PenisBreath

    Just more faggots and their vile disgusting behavior. Homos are mentally ill and should be locked away. AIDS mother fuckers.

  • Carney Wilson

    All the antique dildos are in their private collection. That fatboy takes it up his Fat Ass!!

  • JEB BUCKINGHAM

    God bless ya, Frank & Mike! And especially Danielle! Your show is THE GREATEST on the tv tube, and,…it’s educational, too. I’m REALLY getting in to antiques, and finding out what’s hot and what’s not.
    Keep up the good work……ALL of you.

    Peace and Love,

    JEB BUCKINGHAM

  • Sac

    If u dont like it don’t watch it. It’s a great show n I watch it religiously. The only morons I see r the ones bashing these to guys. Misery loves company. Get a life

  • Sac

    They r not gay. This is bs. Get a life

  • bill

    NOT JUST FAGS THEY ARE ALSO FUCKING MORONS

  • Ohio

    That one thats overweight loves a good Cleveland Steamer.

  • LobsterBoy

    The couples favorite animal is rumored to be the Sperm Whale.

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