American Pickers stars “come out of the closet”

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#SupportPickers

HOLLYWOOD-Mike Wolfe and Frank Fritz, stars of the History Channel’s American Pickers television show, have raised eyebrows in the past with their a-little-too-close relationship and outright disdain for stunning co-star Danielle Colby Cushman. On Monday, the pair “came out of the closet,” in the hopes that fans would understand their choice of sexuality.

Mostly, the Pickers have not been disappointed. Fans have started a campaign on Twitter under the hashtag #SupportPickers, and many members of the LBGQT activist movement have issued statements of support.

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Of course they're gay.

Cushman, who is often taunted and belittled by the Pickers despite her staggering beauty and quick wit, said “I knew it all along, but never said anything because of their miserably fragile egos. I guess they’re stronger than I thought!”

Fritz, the submissive “bear” and megapowerbottom of the couple, has mostly “retreated into his oil can collection,” as rumors of a negative and unsupportive family have spread widely across the Internet. Wolfe, however, seems upbeat and optimistic, just like he always does on TV. Wolfe said, “We’re going to keep on picking, but if you hear a little more lisp when we’re trying to haggle with gays, you’ll know that we aren’t actually just pandering for better prices.”

1,048 comments to American Pickers stars “come out of the closet”

  • Cai

    I love this show and wish them the best. Ill still tune in for every episode. If it is true lets just hope they find happiness and peace down the roads they travel. The show hasnt changed. We just got a peek behind the door, thats all.

  • Hans Krugger

    As a heterosexual, gun-owning, whiskey-drinking, patriotic and God-fearing man…all I have to say, is who gives a shit? For all you bible thumping retards and assholes, Twinks dont choose to be gay. Its genetic and part of the natural variation in the human condition. Do not get me wrong – I am no advocate for homosexuals. I am not for gay marriage. Personally I find them disgusting. None the less, its not a moral issue.

    I am sick of hearing about gay stuff – it just is not important. I dont run around telling everyone “hey, I like to fuck women!” I dont want to hear people telling me that they get off shoving thier dicks up each others assholes. Its just gross and irrelevant.

  • I knew they were faggots because they look like they want to fuck each others mouths everytime they look at each other I for one won’t stand for this from this day forward I will be sitting outside their shop holding a sign that reads “FUCKING FAGGOTS” they will read it and go home and blow each other and probably order a donkey show in their gay living rooms and try to partake in the wonderment that is a donkey show

  • joe

    just discovered the show on netflix, could tell by the back breaker episode on season 1 but wasn’t sure, googled it and came here. meh. good show.

  • matt

    Hahaha fucking faggots! I hate them.