American Pickers stars “come out of the closet”

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HOLLYWOOD-Mike Wolfe and Frank Fritz, stars of the History Channel’s American Pickers television show, have raised eyebrows in the past with their a-little-too-close relationship and outright disdain for stunning co-star Danielle Colby Cushman. On Monday, the pair “came out of the closet,” in the hopes that fans would understand their choice of sexuality.

Mostly, the Pickers have not been disappointed. Fans have started a campaign on Twitter under the hashtag #SupportPickers, and many members of the LBGQT activist movement have issued statements of support.

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Of course they're gay.

Cushman, who is often taunted and belittled by the Pickers despite her staggering beauty and quick wit, said “I knew it all along, but never said anything because of their miserably fragile egos. I guess they’re stronger than I thought!”

Fritz, the submissive “bear” and megapowerbottom of the couple, has mostly “retreated into his oil can collection,” as rumors of a negative and unsupportive family have spread widely across the Internet. Wolfe, however, seems upbeat and optimistic, just like he always does on TV. Wolfe said, “We’re going to keep on picking, but if you hear a little more lisp when we’re trying to haggle with gays, you’ll know that we aren’t actually just pandering for better prices.”

1,048 comments to American Pickers stars “come out of the closet”

  • Melinda

    Both Mike and Frank have girl friends. Mike has dated his girl friend for years. Frank has a steady girl friend too. They have known each other since the 8th grade in Junior High School and ARE NOT GAY. Please stop these rumors.

  • Brian

    ^^^ hes a flammer

  • Anonymous

    Not that it matters, but they’re not gay. There is an NY Times article where Mike is interviewed and talks about his 17 year long relationship with his girlfriend. So this is BS.

  • hughanus

    So heres the deal,
    one day I was hangin around in my antique shop and in walks mike n frank. At first I was amazed at the fact they were there. Then they handed me that piece of paper they hand everyone on the show about what they are looking for as pickers. The thing that you dont see watching the show is what is actually written on that paper. it says this….”Hello we are Frank and Mike, we are looking for odd items that you may have for sale 1.A two foot long black dildo 2.someone with huge hands to fist us 3.someone to pick my dick 4.other cocksmoochers to join us in our fagavan 5.directions to a gay bar. I found it odd and could only offer them each a punch in the mouth. ………………………………this is just a joke so dont get all emotional and queer on me. I know these dudes are not gay,I know them from real life.Lies and jealousy are part of this shit society we live in. Those guys are now rich n famous and they are cool as icecream. fuck all you jealous bitches