American Pickers stars “come out of the closet”

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HOLLYWOOD-Mike Wolfe and Frank Fritz, stars of the History Channel’s American Pickers television show, have raised eyebrows in the past with their a-little-too-close relationship and outright disdain for stunning co-star Danielle Colby Cushman. On Monday, the pair “came out of the closet,” in the hopes that fans would understand their choice of sexuality.

Mostly, the Pickers have not been disappointed. Fans have started a campaign on Twitter under the hashtag #SupportPickers, and many members of the LBGQT activist movement have issued statements of support.

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Of course they're gay.

Cushman, who is often taunted and belittled by the Pickers despite her staggering beauty and quick wit, said “I knew it all along, but never said anything because of their miserably fragile egos. I guess they’re stronger than I thought!”

Fritz, the submissive “bear” and megapowerbottom of the couple, has mostly “retreated into his oil can collection,” as rumors of a negative and unsupportive family have spread widely across the Internet. Wolfe, however, seems upbeat and optimistic, just like he always does on TV. Wolfe said, “We’re going to keep on picking, but if you hear a little more lisp when we’re trying to haggle with gays, you’ll know that we aren’t actually just pandering for better prices.”

1,048 comments to American Pickers stars “come out of the closet”

  • Anonymous

    Ur momma, you must be the most stupid person in the world your spelling, your grammar, and above all your just plane ignorance, before you bash anyone I advise you go back to elementary school and try to attempt to learn at least a third of what a typical 12 year old knows

  • ur momma says fuck you

    all of u shut the fuck up u all gay because you all sit fighting in a article thats fake as fuck haha i know the person who made this fake article grow up hahaha noobs u all just jelly bc u cant get yo daddy or ya momma or ya sister or brother to fuck u grow up act ur ages not ur nose size

  • rock

    There defiantly gay come on folks don’t have blinders on

  • Anonymous

    They arent gay if you go to the new york times website right below this piece of shit website it givseca biography of mike wolf in wich it says he lives with his girlfriend in an apartment and frank has a wife this is fucking retarded and the guys up there bashing gays fuck you the only reason people like you ate alive is because murder is illegal so stfu

    • Cecil

      You shouldn’t believe everything you read.

      Mike and Frank poked and proded on me like a worn out pair of Chinese fingercuffs. Anecdotal evidence you might say but they bored me out like an old 383.

  • Anonymous

    The ignorance of some people just disgusts me… if you are homophobic then you obviously have some issues with being secure in your own sexuality! It is a great show in my opinion. Their sexuality doesn’t matter! It’s not a reality show about their relationship now is it!? If you don’t like them or the show don’t watch it and don’t read news about it! And above all keep your ignorant discriminating comments to yourself… must be bored people!!!