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CHRONICLE.SU RUN BY UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT
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INTERNET – Comedy fans were mortified Wednesday after learning their beloved, subversive satire news site is in fact a government operation dedicated to uncovering dissenters and information terrorists.

Documents reveal sites such as anonnews.org, #AnonOps, and chronicle.su were established as part of a plot to lure and entrap would-be radical thinkers, in a government campaign sometimes referred to as a “honey pot.”

Additionally, The Internet Chronicle is tasked with disseminating false information about chemtrail science and the Illuminati to discredit legitimate movements.

Immediately following the leak, federal agencies moved fast to stage late-night raids throughout Monday and Tuesday, targeting direct subscribers to the site.

At least one Anonymous user was detained indefinitely after posting a question at the bottom of an Internet Chronicle article asking, “Serious question – are you guys looking for writers?

American Civil Liberties Union Attorney Jim Buckerman said his Anonymous client is being unfairly accused of subversive thinking. Buckerman said his client “is not a thinker – subversive or otherwise.”

“My client is a good man. He has a family. He goes to work and he comes home. He has a beer. He watches MSNBC, and he goes to bed, dreaming of unchallenged American hegemony,” Buckerman said. “My client would not be caught dead reading The Internet Chronicle – a publication created by socialists, dope dealers – and worse.”

Buckerman said agents held his client down and asked him if he thought chronicle.su was “funny.”

“My client said in a statement that two men in suits pushed their knees into his back, holding him down on the ground. ‘Do you think Miley Cyrus is a f—— joke?’ They asked him, ‘Do you think the law doesn’t apply to you, because you’re on the Internet? Do you think chronicle.su is funny?’ to which my client responded, ‘No, no,’ and emphatically, ‘no.'”

Anyone found retweeting chronicle.su links, or suggesting The Internet Chronicle to friends may ultimately serve government interests, but that did not prevent readers from finding themselves on an “internet watch list” – which often leads to intrusive NSA backdoors, having personal emails read by secret agents, and being made fun of around the FBI office for obsessively googling “is this rash normal?”

The government released a statement Wednesday morning saying they do not comment on cybersecurity measures.

The Internet Chronicle is not the first case where the government has attempted to unearth dissent. World-renowned satirist and writer for The Onion Barrett Brown was arrested for linking people to his work with Project Persona Management, paralleling the works of Sabu, Abbie Hoffman and Jamie Jo Corne.

Security analysts project The Internet Chronicle will likely shut down or be repurposed to suit the cybersecurity needs of smaller, less digitized nations.

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12 replies on “Chronicle.su Reader Detained For Association With Website”

Iv sad tis 4 years! the chronicle woiks az a honey pot and sounding board for the agencies. agent w.s order is 2 pave the way for the acceptance of cruel and unusual punishment 4 mere dissent in the targeted group of male, sexless, illiterate and hostile 2 education, right-leaning drug-addicts. and wutz with all the names? we all know its billy. persona-management my ass. agent billy is psycho! and not the good kind sysadmin-schizo, ohnoz. he haz the full blown mk-ultra-buttrape-multiple-personality-thingy (medical term), like the bald guy woo got frenched and fondled on open stage in white house by stooge-hitler. even the shitposts (except the “ohnozheznutded”-stuff, thatz dun by koreanz payed with the porn ad moneyz) is all agent billy, even me.

That’s all I had to say, and it’s best practice not to feed the trolls at all. There are no such thing as typos, doctor. You speak in the a very artificial dialect and it’s even stranger you lapsed out of it just now.

i M some very artificial personalities. and yehs, i slapp the sausage around, from time 2 time. but i haz the feelingz itz bin frowned upon in these partz of the intertubes.

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