I’d like to see a President self-destruct once in office.
The ideal President would/is/does:
- Tear the oval office apart in fits of rage
- Listen to Electric Wizard
- Kick secretaries in the face
- not try to conceal one blowjob, but demand them every hour, on the hour
- drinks heavily
- even uses cat tranquilizers and PCP
- fights police
- hates women
- has kids and collects child support from his ex-wife
- loses control in front of audiences and blurts out “nigger” repeatedly
- goes to visit his brother in prison, because he really, truly cares.
- sleeps until 1 p.m. and plays Call of Duty for three hours before getting dressed for work
- Ignores major responsibilities
- eliminate deficit