Aurora, Colo. – Derek R. Anderson took the lead for top najjace during Monday’s Gvoš na travi preliminary tryouts during which Ivan Ignoarabitch pulled a hamstring doing the Gvoš na dance, as is customary when playing the goalie position at any field outside the nation of Latvia. The practice of dancing during away matches is intended to shame the home team, but really looks quite silly, as Anderson demonstrates throughout the footage below.
Friday night’s match-up between Encyclopedia Dramatica and Oh! Internet is sure to be dead in the water, as no one is likely to attend either website, ditching them in favor of the legendary chronicle.su, who is a pretty cool guy, and doesn’t afraid of anything.
We win at pretty much everything, even Gvoš na travi, which we don’t play because that sport is for faggots.
Also this:



So this is the Derek who dresses up little a little girl and hides behind his monitor believing he is some kind of internet-jebus. What an epic fail of a child. You know what happens when one challenges these cowards to meet them face to face, the wuss out claiming it’s not the same IRL, which is another way of saying complete pussy. C’mon Derek, show yourself one. I’m anxious to see if you still have that same phony bad ass attitude when someone has their foot up your stretched ass. Yeah, that’s what I thought. I can see your vag from here.
great stuff coming soon
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i got owned.
Butts to butts, coast to coast, no matter what, Beefrave is still Space Jesus, man. And he still needs to give my pants back.
Also, I got nothing against Meepsheep, he’s an awesome bro. Hipcrime, that’s a whole new filing cabinet right there.
YEAH ENIG
cigar sex, pepperono preeza, JESUS CHRIST MAKE THESE HORRIBLE INJOKES STOP
that’s an innie
yeh let’s start our own wiki where everyone is allowed to write any unfunny thing they want! also, meepsheep will be banned.