Hateful Man

Hateful Man seen here hating cameras

Don’t let Hateful Man’s name deceive you. He is actually quite docile, if not passively genocidal. He appears to be the quintessential “Facebook stalker” peppered with a hatred for all things technological, especially blogs. We met him on the internet.

Parents started worrying about his presence around the local schoolyards and playgrounds after the release of one article describing the sexual appearances of minors, but he defended his writing by pointing out that parents must want their children to be raped sexual objects by the way they send them to school “dressed as whores.”

He dismissed himself from the SU Chronicle after being repeatedly asked not to urinate in the break room sink, on the grounds that our requests were “un-American.”