In no way related to Theodore Sturgeon, Kilgore Trout is our resident Lord and Savior.
He has the face of angels, with a beard of angels and he is actually a celestial organism whose makeup is comprised of many millions of angels all working in perfect tandem so he can exist as one super-angel.
“Life is no way to treat an animal.”
In the year 2009, he was found by journalists feeling no connection with the outside world, a world he said contains all the empathy in a hermit’s cave, so he uprooted once again to rattle his banjo in towns like Washington, D.C., Montana, and Star Wars.
Playing the blues through effects pedals, wah and distortion, Kilgore Trout created a new formula for American social revolution.
He is revered today as a truer embodiment of God than Allah himself.