The 168 year old publication News of the World has been accused of hacking the telephone and e-mails of recently deceased persons of public interest. Rupert Murdoch’s son, James Murdoch, personally pulled the plug on his ring of hacker-journalists. The final edition of News of the World contained the following poetic sign-off:
We are Anonymous
We do not forgive
We do not forget
James Murdoch keeps a life size model of Darth Vader outside his office overlooking London. Occasionally he removes the helmet and replays his favorite scene from Return of the Jedi, knowing full well that his father will never turn away from the dark side.
Hackers have failed to d0x those behind the News of the World hacking scandal. The internal e-mail records have been wiped clean at the behest of the Murdoch family, in a poor attempt to cover up their involvement in the creation of Anonymous.
The media continues their secret hacking endeavors in the ever quickening battle to report the next big story before everyone else gets the scoop. However, the corporate media continually feeds the public fear of hackers with illegally hacked information.
We can only hope that someone out there d0xes the Murdoch family before they create a global media empire.
Editor’s note: Our staff hackers have hacked James Murdoch’s voicemail and found incontrovertible proof that he is responsible for the continued DDoS of AnonNews!
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Helicopters circle the Orange County courthouse as jeering crowds shout “OJ 2!” to demonstrate how out of context their feelings truly are.
Nancy Grace sneers through a million televisions, imploring us to please think of little Caylee, and continue our own personal crusade for justice. Grace frothed like a third grade science project and foamed at the mouth on live TV as her spine twisted into the shape of a question mark preceded by an exclamation mark.
The Fox News PasteBin posting attempts to pin the blame on th3j35t3r. the3j35t3r is a “hacktivist for good,” although detractors claim he is linked to the Illuminati and the CIA. Our analysts have decided that this is an obvious red herring thrown out by Fox News, who just wanted to a July 4th hacktivist attack for teh ratings. th3j35t3r would nevar attack Fox News, especially on July 4th.
This is th3j35t3r, enjoying July 4th celebrations
The “Script Kiddies” are in fact a false flag operation run personally by Rupert Murdoch himself. The fact that Twitter shut down the Script Kiddies’ web site is proof of collusion. Twitter never shuts down hacker accounts.
The only other notable hack on July 4th was carried out by Jeff Goldblum and Will Smith
Fox News let the “hackers” have several hours to continue seeding rumors of Obama’s death, really enjoying the drama they created on Independence day.
Meanwhile, Jeff Goldblum has created a virus that he will be inserting into FoxNews.com’s incomprehensibly advanced computer system. It’s based off of the stuxnet source code, and will finally deactivate the robotic Michelle Bachmann’s defense shield.
In a dark cave somewhere, Glen Beck is planning his comeback on a blackboard, using diagrams that only he can possibly understand. Wash them tears away, Glen, I know you love this country, but only Jeff Goldblum can save us nao.
Meanwhile on 4chan, OP is a faggot
Editor’s note: There are explosives placed in the homes of every American, which will detonate sometime around sunset. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED AMERICA.
The following are contents of Chinga La Migra Tres, documents leaked from the highly secretive Fraternal Order of Police, an organization linked to the Illuminati. Some contents of these leaked e-mails may or may not be genuine. Leaked photographs are at the bottom of page.
“Then the illegals came by the tens of thousands.
Suddenly our taxes went up to pay for free services; small apartments are housing 5 families: you have to wait 6 hours to be seen by an emergency room doctor: your child’s 2nd grade class is behind other schools because over half the class doesn’t speak English: Corn Flakes now come in a bilingual box; I have to press “one” to hear my bank talk to me in English, and people waving flags other than “Old Glory” are squawking and screaming in the streets, demanding more rights and free liberties. Maybe it’s time for the government to take down the bird feeder.
If you agree, pass this on………”
I think many of the problems stems from the fact that the US Government has problems protecting the data bases it currently has. As a veteran I know several years ago I got a notice telling me that hundreds of thousands of Veteran’s Affairs records had been compromised. Many of us have seen how social security numbers stored on governement computer data bases have also been broken into.
I personally don’t feel comfortable giving the census all that information. My date of birth has absolutely no bearing on tax or political districting information etc. Merely asking your age to the closest year may be appropriate. Does being of a particular ethnic background make anyone less or more an American?
The census form should have only one question, “How people live in your house?”. It should be done online to save countless millions of our tax dollars. And there is no need to waste money by mailing us a notice telling us a census form will be coming soon.
Maybe we need to have to National FOP voice our member’s concerns to the federal government.
ARIZONA FRATERNALORDER OF POLICE STATEMENT CONCERNING LULZSEC EMAIL HACKING
It’s regrettable that this outlaw band of hackers continues to seek to undermine law enforcement in the State of Arizona, attacking police officers professionally and personally. All of the more than 6,500 members of the Fraternal Order of Police statewide will continue to do their jobs protecting the public and working to bring this group to justice. Also, a point of clarification: The group’s statement of June 29th references a former FOP member from Maricopa Lodge 5. That individual, a longtime retired officer who moved out of state and was subsequently convicted of a sex crime outside Arizona, was immediately expelled from the FOP upon notification of his offense.
I know you’re in Vegas and having a good “time”. Ha. But, just let you know for all the hard work you have put in for new members we had at least 20 people at the meeting last night and went thru 6 pizzas and 52 wings. Unfortunately, the ladies didn’t get any pizza.
i need to tell you all that i am a sick pedophile who likes to lick my sonsballsack, i love to drink his dried smegma off of the ground and have only recentlycome to terms with my homosexuality, i think that we should all cum together andhave a mass orgy,
Farewell, and i hope to see… and touch all of you soon
Living on the border, TEXANS are all familiar with criminals coming from Mexican gangs. In this situation, three armed felons crossed the TEXAS sovereign border, and tried to rob an off duty El Paso , TEXAS policeofficer dressed in civilian clothes while he stood in front of a bank. The plan was for two of them to grab his backpack and toss it to an accomplice on a stolen motorcycle. However, this well prepared El Paso Police Officer shot them ALL, managing to kill 2 immediately. The 3rd thug was shot in both arms and bled to death before help arrived. Do you realize how much this TEXAN saved the US taxpayer by not having to prosecute these worthless thugs? Arrest and detention for 1 night = -$6,000 Transportation for deportation back to Mexico the next day = -$1,000 Air time for Obama to apologize in 30 min speech = -$25,000,000 =$25,007,000 Three .45 rounds = $.75 Auction 1 slightly used but scratched motorcycle = $2,500 Taxpayer savings = $25,004,499.25 Not bad, not bad at all! They Picked The Wrong Man to Rob – Too Bad for them ALL! …only in TEXAS!! God Bless TEXANS! THE AVERAGE RESPONSE TIME FOR A 911 CALL IS EIGHTEEN MINUTES. THE AVERAGE RESPONSE TIME FOR A .45 S&W ROUND IS ABOUT 1,225 FEET PERSECOND…… GO DO THE MATH!
This picture was taken the day after Casey Anthony killed her daughter. Can you see the guilt on her guilty face?
"Authorities say that whey they arrived she was screamed profanities and proceeded to remove her right breast from her dress and spray the deputies with her breast milk." The real news is that nobody's corrected Fox News on this terrible sentence yet. (Image links to abjectly written article on Fox News)
This is Casey Anthony's sexy guilty ass.
Casey Anthony drank all the beer and then sang the national anthem while burying her baby in the back yard.
This is Deborah Blount. Her boyfriend murdered her because of this photograph. Now it's newsworthy enough to put all over the internet.
Here's Casey Anthony again, aborting her last few beers after she already committed to them.
Look at me, I'm Nancy Grace and I don't kill my babies! Ooooh I'm soooooo special, and better than that Casey Anthony murderer murder murder murder murder murder murderer murderer murderer murderer murderer murderer
FBI CIA Secret Service. NSA Obama Schumer Protect IP Al Franken. Anonymous anonymous AnonOps IRC.
50 Days of Lulz and LulzLizards ftw omg heydarguise wtf rofl lmfao lolocaust lulz. rofl rofl rofl, lmao lmao Adrian Lmao.
Adrian Lmao launches wikiSnitch, becomes world’s first overnight gorillionaire.
LulzSec went to reputation.com and tell them to control internet reputation in case someone lies about them online.
I wrote this rudimentary smtp spamming program that can't deal with the massive numbers of emails leaked. Also, while I was away from the whole hacking scene smtp became impossible except with gmail. Also yes, I know. stfu
Julian Assange Julian Assange. False Flag Osama, False Flag Obama.
WE HAVE THE REAL DOX
Sabu = Julian “LulzSec” Assange
dox dox dox, dox dox dox. a little dox on your dox?
final shout outs to my twitter friends, give them an unfollow
@LulzSec – so glad you gave us an interview. it is the highlight of our life as fake cyber war reporters. also we know you’re only “retiring” for the lulz, just like art bell.
@th3J35t3r – thx for the multiple tw33t5 linking to us. it is another
|-|1g|-||_1g|-|1+ of our f@k3 cyber war reporting
@RevMagdalen – the most sexy troll evar, you must be a psy op from the cia sent to find out who i’m working for
@VinceInTheBay – you’re like howard stern before he sucked, mixed with 4chan after it started to suck (ghostblows and sucks compared to you, the king of btr)
@ioerror – i know you crashed mtgox and are working with lulzsec. tell Sabu (Julian Assange) i said hey.
@AdrianChen – u jelly we talked to lulzsec? yeh umad and u jelly. leak that jelly to pastebin.
Did I forget to mention your twitter? Awwwww, go cry, you fuckin’ trolls.
Now for a final statement from Kilgore Trout (who keeps coming out of retirement, even though we hate him)
You Australian Farmhouse sandwich eating cunts! You can’t quit! What am I going to do with this shit-eating Twitter account? What the FUCK is going to get hacked now? So we should all go to AnonOps. Really? Leading people back into that FBI pussy trap. If you fucking say so, because I worship your swollen nuts. God Dammit, you’ve got me this time!
Let’s all go down with the LulzBoat!
nooooo don't go away lulzsec pleeeeeeeaaaaase we love you
Syria–President Bashar al-Assad told reporters Friday he feels that in spite of the crushing oppression of his dictatorial regime, the Syrian people are just not as empathetic as he would like them to be during this tumultuous time.
“I just wish those peasants could see what it’s like to be me before I order them to be mercilessly slaughtered at the hands of my death squads,” President al-Assad said.
Thousands of people have jumped on the Bashar al-Assad Hatewagon and now flow through the city streets like enraged water. “That is why it is so important that I must kill them all,” the leader said.
“How many rounds must I fire into vocalized women and dissenting children before they learn I am their best, if not only, option?” asked al-Assad.
“How many rounds must I fire into vocalized women and dissenting children before they learn I am their best, if not only, option?”
The troubled Syrian President said he is starting to think his people believe he has grown weak because he sends other people to do his dirty work for him.
“I even ordered my troops to shoot the troops who protested the shooting of the protesters. Is this not a sign of strength? Do I need to shoot them myself?”
Syrian state spokesperson Ahmed al-Kahardi said a new commercial paid for by The Al-Assad Campaign For Unending Control will broadcast amid damning footage of unsympathetic Syrian protesters being gunned down on the Al Jazeera news network.
The commercial is said to feature footage of the Syrian President killing dissenters with his own two gloved hands so as not to appear spineless. Assad is also reportedly seen choking a young man and crushing his windpipe on camera before he can even squeak out “Death to tyranny!”
Al-Assad said he hopes to kill enough protesters to “flip the ratio of haters,” until there are so few people left in his mean, dispirited state that all who remain in existence will represent none other than a majority of pure Syrian nationalists – good-natured folks who are willing to gladly accept all the abuses and indignity his oppressive regime has to offer, and who are so sympathetic to their ruler’s cause they are willing to starve to death and pay with their lives so their non-dissenting children may eat another day.
“If only they knew what I have to go through,” said al-Assad. The leader reported back pains that develop in the sixth hour of his sometimes day-long rape sessions upon women picked up by Syrian security forces.
“Sometimes I just want to lay down after that, but I can’t,” al-Assad complained. Occasionally the beleaguered President is even required to pick up the phone to order hot meals or tell reporters and UN diplomats to “fuck off” while he continues to ravage his unforgiving, unsympathetic nation.
Stay tuned as more details unfold around the President’s delicate emotional condition.
This may or may not have anything to do with the drug war. I don't see a car wreck, though.
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Below are excerpts from Chinga La Migra
I was standing in line and oblivious (like all the other patrons) to the fact that an armed suspect had taken the manager hostage and was forcing her to open the safe in the restaurant’s office. One of the cashiers had seen this and I overheard her telling another employee that the business was being robbed.
At that time, I had approximately 15 years of experience and was a SWAT team member and use-of-force/firearms instructor. … As I was standing near the front counter trying to get some of the kitchen help to get out, the suspect came from the office area and began running in my direction.
I immediately noted the large semi-automatic pistol in his hand. The distance was about 15 to 20 yards. I drew my weapon, announced myself and took a kneeling position behind the counter. Unfortunately, the suspect raised his weapon at me and the gunfight erupted. The suspect fired a total of 2 rounds in my direction. I fired 11, striking him 10 times. …
I immediately noticed a small child lying behind me. I saw blood pooling under her head and knew at a glance she was dead. One of the bullets fired at me had struck this child.
Even after controlling for other explanatory factors, racial/ethnic disparities exist for warnings, repair orders, citations, arrests and seaches. … Further analyses of searches and seizures illustrate that hispanic, black and native american drivers were significantly more likely to be searched compared to whites.
The NOC Fusion Desk Watch Officers are responsible for monitoring the Security Threats e-mail box. Security Threats is a platform from which the public can report suspicious activities to the Department of Homeland Security.
I wanna RAPE and MAIM barbara bush and jenna bush, sexy whore daughters of dubya bush AND I want to RAPE and MAIM the WHORE DAUGHTERS of FBI, NSA and NIS directors Robert Mueller III, Mathew Hayden, Keith Alexander and Mike McConnell and then carve out their eyes, chop their ears, noses and then stab them a hundred times on their faces and body and maim them and make sure they cry every second for the rest of their lives and make sure no guy will ever think of having sex with these rich whores. I do not want to kill them because there is no pain in death. I want these whores to experience what I have been experiencing every second for years in the hands of their fucking dads at FBI, NSA and NIS. Once I finish raping them, I want to sell tickets to the public who ever wants to fuck these whores. Once everybody is done I wanna torture them like I said and make these rich whores “MY VOICE” to go on TV and explain to the american public how much pain I have been subjected to by their fucking dads organizations FBI, NSA and NIS. The best part is these PSYCHOPATHS Mueller III, Alexander and McConnell and their whole families will become “my voices” for the rest of their lives and work towards real freedom and democracy in our GREAT CHRISTIAN NATION america. AmerGovtCriminalsExposer AmerGovtPsychopathsExposer AmerGovtVampiresExposer (I posted with these names in the past on usenet) END QUOTE.
Action Taken:Documented and submitted to USSS (in addition to standard distribution list) for possible exploitation.