American Pickers stars “come out of the closet”


HOLLYWOOD-Mike Wolfe and Frank Fritz, stars of the History Channel’s American Pickers television show, have raised eyebrows in the past with their a-little-too-close relationship and outright disdain for stunning co-star Danielle Colby Cushman. On Monday, the pair “came out of the closet,” in the hopes that fans would understand their choice of sexuality.

Mostly, the Pickers have not been disappointed. Fans have started a campaign on Twitter under the hashtag #SupportPickers, and many members of the LBGQT activist movement have issued statements of support.

Of course they're gay.

Cushman, who is often taunted and belittled by the Pickers despite her staggering beauty and quick wit, said “I knew it all along, but never said anything because of their miserably fragile egos. I guess they’re stronger than I thought!”

Fritz, the submissive “bear” and megapowerbottom of the couple, has mostly “retreated into his oil can collection,” as rumors of a negative and unsupportive family have spread widely across the Internet. Wolfe, however, seems upbeat and optimistic, just like he always does on TV. Wolfe said, “We’re going to keep on picking, but if you hear a little more lisp when we’re trying to haggle with gays, you’ll know that we aren’t actually just pandering for better prices.”

1,048 comments to American Pickers stars “come out of the closet”

  • LesbeFriends

    That skinny one expresses his love for fatty by taking a pee into his waiting mouth….

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  • DrinkinJism

    That hairy faced hefty boy so enjoys drinking the HOT Man-Aise from “String-Beans” tasty weiner.

  • Kilroy

    I heard rumors about them getting nude sitting on the toilet, facing each other and takin a dump while making out and giving full mouth kisses to one another.

  • BrownButtPickle

    The bearded butterball drops doodee logs in his pants until his butt is smeared with brownButter. This disgusting act gets the couples love van reeking and gets “slim Whitman” a major hard-on.

  • ButtPicker

    I dont know if “they” are gay but the show is gay.