American Pickers stars “come out of the closet”

#SupportPickers

HOLLYWOOD-Mike Wolfe and Frank Fritz, stars of the History Channel’s American Pickers television show, have raised eyebrows in the past with their a-little-too-close relationship and outright disdain for stunning co-star Danielle Colby Cushman. On Monday, the pair “came out of the closet,” in the hopes that fans would understand their choice of sexuality.

Mostly, the Pickers have not been disappointed. Fans have started a campaign on Twitter under the hashtag #SupportPickers, and many members of the LBGQT activist movement have issued statements of support.

Of course they're gay.

Cushman, who is often taunted and belittled by the Pickers despite her staggering beauty and quick wit, said “I knew it all along, but never said anything because of their miserably fragile egos. I guess they’re stronger than I thought!”

Fritz, the submissive “bear” and megapowerbottom of the couple, has mostly “retreated into his oil can collection,” as rumors of a negative and unsupportive family have spread widely across the Internet. Wolfe, however, seems upbeat and optimistic, just like he always does on TV. Wolfe said, “We’re going to keep on picking, but if you hear a little more lisp when we’re trying to haggle with gays, you’ll know that we aren’t actually just pandering for better prices.”

1,048 comments to American Pickers stars “come out of the closet”

  • Troyce

    Love the show, they are great! Who cares!

  • Jaxon

    This story should be embarassing to the writer as it is total fabrication. Apparently, accurate reporting isn’t an important factor in his writing. Unfortunately, your readers actually would appreciate stories with some truth in them otherwise, it is a waste their time. There are many things to report that don’t need to be made up, try it sometime, you’ll feel better about yourself.

  • PenisBreath

    Just more faggots and their vile disgusting behavior. Homos are mentally ill and should be locked away. AIDS mother fuckers.

  • Carney Wilson

    All the antique dildos are in their private collection. That fatboy takes it up his Fat Ass!!

  • JEB BUCKINGHAM

    God bless ya, Frank & Mike! And especially Danielle! Your show is THE GREATEST on the tv tube, and,…it’s educational, too. I’m REALLY getting in to antiques, and finding out what’s hot and what’s not.
    Keep up the good work……ALL of you.

    Peace and Love,

    JEB BUCKINGHAM