America Heralds Permanent War

Michael Sheehan is a scum sucking war criminal

Obama Administration spokesman Michael Sheehan said they are “pre-emptively” calling any future administration that tries to stop the Authorization to Use Military Force (AUMF) “treasonous” for aiding whoever the enemy is by then. …MOAR!

Paul Ryan washes dishes at Ohio soup kitchen and hurries out

Paul Ryan meets free black man

Paul Ryan hurriedly washes a pan while lecturing schoolchildren about the inconvenience of calluses. …MOAR!

Was there a 9/11 on the Internet I didn’t hear about?

THATS JUST LIKE THE 9/11 OF THE INTERNET

Robert Mueller cites 9/11 as similar cause for concern as what goes on in the Internets. I only wish he could take our freedoms before we ever had them. …MOAR!

Jews did 911? Yes, according to one terrorist

Aafia Siddiqui

Aafia Siddiqui in 2010 said “maybe Israel had something to do with [911].” …MOAR!

Did 9/11 Really Happen?

The truth they won’t teach you in school! …MOAR!

To Anonymous (2.0)

anonifeld

Will Anonymous ever pull its head out of its ass? That’s hard to do when you’ve got an insatiable taste for your own shit. …MOAR!

I’m crying because of 9/11 and I tweeted this picture to prove it.

See? I’m really crying. I took this photo to prove it. I even took off my Guy Fawkes mask to show you how grief stricken I am. Never Forget. …MOAR!

9/11 demons herald Muslim invasion

Corrupt politicians are planning 9/11 memorial services without Clergy present. This is yet another sad consequence of the pervasive Marxism of the left. We can all either thank Obama for ruining the tenth anniversary of 9/11, or we, the Tea Party, must take it back. …MOAR!

Eleven dead after release of new McDonald’s “food product”

Micky D’s Darkest Day: McDonald’s claims thousands of lives every year using diabetes, malnutrition and obesity, but today was different. …MOAR!

That’s just like the 9/11 of…

The following is a list of the most awesome uses of the simile this article gets its title from. Also, everyone’s favorite tragedy, except for Cole Hogan. A bad week in Queercasting, or Heath Ledger’s death? That’s practically 9/11, ‘dude.’ Look at the animation to the left carefully …MOAR!