Murdoch Family Enslaves Cheetahs To Edit Truth Faster

Cheetah Mogul, following his addiction to rare cheetahs

How NewsCorp leads the way in timeliness and journalistic integrity – A scathing tale of addiction to drugs, sex and exotic animals. . . .

Heroin solves life’s problems

Got life? Try heroin! . . .

The Skeptical Redneck Wedding

Something’s wrong with Tom Arnold, as evidenced within (but not by) his HIT TV SHOW REDNECK WEDDING. . . .

Internet Reaches Pandemic Status

The uncontrolled flow of information in the form of music, video, text, and images has crossed the threshold of our leadership’s tolerance. Government officials have declared an end to the Internet, and computers altogether. President Crystal Palin made a statement this evening at a hostile press conference in the White House. “The Internet has devalued . . .