Chronicle.SU LIES!

Today’s news comes as no surprise at all, you fucking spineless bastards! . . .

A Social Experiment

Some bitch using the myspace angles

When blind dates attack! . . .

PRAY TO THE DEVIL

BECAUSE CHRIST CAN’T SAVE YOU NOW ANONYMOUS INSURRECTION OF THE CHRONICLE.SU

PREACHER OF THE DAMNED HERE, CHRONICLE.SU IS CURRENTLY UNDER EXTREMELY HEAVY LOAD OF CONSECUTIVE NEVER-ENDING DDOS ATTACKS DIRECTLY FROM RYAN, HIJACKER OF ANONOPS IRC. CHRONICLE.SU DOWNGRADED TO READ-ONLY MODE. COLLAPSE IMMINENT.

People, people. Gather ’round for the time has come to succumb to the . . .

BARRETT BROWN LEADS ANONYMOUS INTO CERTAIN DOOM

ARRESTED

“NEVER FORGET” THE PATRIOT ACT . . .

PSN credit card database compromised

Sony drops the ball and all of your most personal credit card information, too. . . .

Anonymous humiliated

"I really thought we had them, this time…"

Yesterday over 3,000 members of Anonymous showed up in Sony retail outlets around the world. Their stated intent was to raise awareness about how they could not run Linux on a Playstation, a feature Sony has removed due to problems with piracy. Their complaint only . . .

A million people refuse to pump gas on April 15th

…And the other 310 million people don’t even care, because boycotting gasoline for a single day is like trying not to take a shit for a day. You’ll just do it tomorrow.

“But, by boycotting gas on April 15th, we’re sending the big oil companies a message!”

Demand isn’t affected if you still use . . .

Anonymous, you are my very personal army

Kilgore Trout, King of Anonymous. . . .

The Chronicle Goes To Washington

dc-kicker

The Anonymous News “Network” is run by one guy, claiming to be V from the movie V For Vendetta, or the poster boy MoralFag because he wants to be that guy from the movie. . . .

Thousands dead in Washington D.C.

Jeff rips the bong and sips coffee with me. Jeff’s comrades refuse all hospitality. They’re typical American teens, conditioned to hate free things and fear mild drugs. They’re more interested in getting back to a place with cell service than understanding what just happened to them. Jeff and I don’t talk, but I understand that . . .