I Am America – A Herman Cain Fanfic

Trollman Cain

Herman Cain crouched down over the woman, who was now bloody, disheveled and used, and he asked her politely if he might take her out to dinner sometime, and if he can get that phone number. . . .

Herman Cain: Trolling America

Herman Cain

Sexual harasser and Black Republican Herman Cain has brought himself as much publicity as possible with his fake presidential campaign, selling hundreds of thousands of books each time he utters “999.” But is a truckload of pussy and book money all that all he hopes to gain by running for president? In his latest ad, an image of a man dragging a cigarette is followed by what can only be described as a trollface.jpg. See for yourself: . . .