Larry And His Flask

The Elf Wax Times got fucking wasted and saw a great show, vomited in an alleyway, then drove home to tell you about it. . . .

Auto-tuned auto-tuning machine auto-tuned for the first time

T-Pain’s irresponsible use of what used to be known as “the Cher machine” has led to a breakdown of global economic politics hinging on the Panama Canal. . . .

Carl Sagan explains the cosmos

Carl Sagan shares words of wisdom with a world that has long since abandoned the spirit of intergalactic beauty. Smoke weed for this one. . . .