HEY GUESS WHAT? MORE WAR!

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Murder-Mom Casey Anthony goes to war against large-tittied Kim Kardashian, who said the gorgeous and camera-friendly Casey Anthony killed her own photogenic baby. We got your attention yet? Obama wants to go to war with Libya. . . .

END OF THE WORLD “CAN’T COME FAST ENOUGH”

The End of the World is just around the corner, and for the first time ever, the predictions are not met with fear, but hopeful optimism that they are true.

“I want to die,” said 53-year-old Jacob Bremaur, “and I want everyone I know to die a fiery death. I deserve a reward for living . . .