100 Molested Children Bring Class Action Lawsuit Against Hatesec Enterprises

Lebal Drocer Inc Touched All Dem Children

“If the government cracks down on this now, then we’re all going to be headed down a slippery slope of Big Government ruling every facet of our lives.” – Dan Story . . .

Amanda Bynes dead at 27, inventor of ‘lol’ signs off

NEW YORK — Fans mourn the loss of Nickelodeon starlet Amanda Laura Bynes, who died early Wednesday morning at her home in New York . . .

Area Father Forced to Take His Belt Off

Area Father Forced to Take His Belt Off

Richmond, Va. – Harrowing tale of child abuse in a supermarket parking lot as area man bravely accosts his weak, defenseless faggot son. . . .

Rick Astley battles accusations of child molestation

Rick Astley

Rick Astley’s public battle with child molestation accusations . . .

Fanfiction: Righteous Indignation – Excuse Me While I Rape The World!

Victim of Andrew Breitbart

An Andrew Breitbart fanfiction

“No, Mr. Breitbart. Please!”

Andrew Breitbart’s stringy gray hair was greased back with sweat as he loomed over a child, heaving and groaning. In his shadow, the small boy covered his naked shame with both hands and fixed his eyes on the wall, where a picture of Jesus was hung. He . . .

Th3j35t3r’s lie

Feels bad, man

On Sunday, Chronicle.SU was attacked by th3j35t3r, noteworthy Anonymous pedophile. On Wednesday, Chronicle.SU rose from the dead – kind of like Jesus over there, except this really happened. Now, while th3j35t3r is carrying out yet more superficial attacks on WikiLeaks, we’d like to share with the world exactly . . .

MILEY CYRUS – TRIBULATION

“When Miley Cyrus broke the sound barrier, we thought we’d seen everything. However, after punching through the Earth’s exosphere, the Disney Star approached escape velocity at 7 miles per second, then exploded brilliantly into a stream of atoms.“

-Eyewitness report

Miley Cyrus, moments before reaching critical mass over the . . .

Man’s dreams fall into lap

Jay Kenny, A Roanoke man, sat in his favorite comfortable chair Thursday, thinking the world would just pass him by as it has done for the last five years. That is, until a book deal and a Sports Illustrated contract fell into his lap from the ventilation system overhead. American . . .