Space station gets new “chill room”

The International Space Station has docked it’s latest module, complete with every modern convenience. . . .

A Modern Effect

Your latency is 32ms – supposedly. You can handle this. You’re under control and you have the simultaneous support of both the Spetznaz and U.S. Marines. Your aim is true. But is your connection? . . .

Internet Reaches Pandemic Status

The uncontrolled flow of information in the form of music, video, text, and images has crossed the threshold of our leadership’s tolerance. Government officials have declared an end to the Internet, and computers altogether. President Crystal Palin made a statement this evening at a hostile press conference in the White House. “The Internet has devalued . . .

Virtual War Crosses Into Reality

Today, Call of Duty 4 took a tragic and deadly turn for the worse after SmokeyMcBong420 and PwnasaurusDeth traded insults over their PlayStation 3 headsets. Several eyewitnesses have independently confirmed that Pwnasaurus claimed to have lost a match due only to lag, irritating SmokeyMcBong and forcing him to challenge . . .