Movie Chase Scene Escalates To Rooftop

A viewer watching the events unfold told the Times, “It’s like nothing [he'd] ever seen before,” adding that he had not seen many action films. …MOAR!

New study links marijuana to hunger, passivity

We were going to write an excerpt for this story but then Rasta-man totally forgot what it was about so we grilled cheese sandwiches and let the intern worry about it. …MOAR!

Larry And His Flask

The Elf Wax Times got fucking wasted and saw a great show, vomited in an alleyway, then drove home to tell you about it. …MOAR!

Stoner realizes speed of Earth’s movement through space, blows mind

A Cave Spring-area youth was high on marijuana today when he realized that time does not exist and therefore [...] …MOAR!