We come bearing gifts!

Mike Webert, Career Criminal

“We come bearing gifts!” the female announced, holding up a gift basket with a smile. “Well, hello!” replied the aide, taking the flowers and displaying them on her desk. “Please, come on in!” The group strode by as my reporter continued to wait. They disappeared into their mutual representative’s office and closed the door. . . .

There is no such thing as ‘politics’- it’s all money

Banksy's death brings a fresh point of view to his artwork. Certainly he is in hell now.

My time as a “real journalist”

I recently spent time as a news reporter covering Virginia state politics. Over the course of a series of anxiety attacks and a number of shattered worldviews, I learned that ideology is important to politics like OJ’s alibi helped his case. Sure, you can put out a . . .

Russia gets Libyan oil as half-assed NATO led attempt for democracy fails

Freedom ain't free. It's regulated and redistributed by the government first.

Neoliberalism strikes again! Russian oil companies move in after American boots on the ground fail to secure oil. . . .

CHRONICLE SUPPRESSED BY INDIGNANT US GOVERNMENT

Key members of the U.S. Senate have privately avowed to have the Chronicle taken down

THE CHRONICLE.SU HAS MOVED OVERSEAS . . .

The United States Government Is Completely Irrelevant

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An American Revolution . . .

Indonesian Tax System Buys More Poverty To Feed The Rich

I support the Flat Tax 'cause I'm flat broke

Dear elfwax, I am a fans of elfwax.com/Chronicle.su. I live in 3rd wolrd country namely Indonesia. I have no social security numbers which is great! The governemnt is suck lately, they force us to have tax number lately instead of social security number. . . .

China pirates self

In an astonishing blow to the country’s economy, China has managed to duplicate itself in the Communist state’s most recent piracy spree.

China(2), as experts are now calling it, will be placed on the country’s Desktop until room can be made in the State External Hard Drive (Taiwan). However, . . .

Iran bastardizes “Democratic” election

Chaos in Iran —————-

Mir Hossein Mousavi, Ahmadinejad’s opposition in Iran’s primary election, has been placed on house arrest following mass rioting throughout the broken nation.

Rigged polls gave the incumbent dictator 63 percent of the votes, leaving Mousavi with less than 34 percent – a difference that, if . . .

General Tso’s Chicken 13% Lead

General Tso’s chicken is a staple of American Chinese take-out restaurants, familiar to millions of fatasses. Starting at the turn of the 20th century, early Chinese restaurants began to sprout up all over America, fueled by the popularity of General Tso’s chicken. Chinese establishments have long been known to spike . . .

IGNORANCE FOR PRESIDENT

Two political candidates are fighting to be The One who gets your vote this November (that’s only a figure of speech, your votes aren’t actually counted).Of them, both are liars, and the third?What’s his name, Loser McCain (L), he wants war so nobody’s voting for him.If you don’t understand that, . . .