Amanda Bynes dead at 27, inventor of ‘lol’ signs off

NEW YORK — Fans mourn the loss of Nickelodeon starlet Amanda Laura Bynes, who died early Wednesday morning at her home in New York . . .

Selena Gomez dead at 19

Selena Gomez died in a fatal car accident

Fans mourn the loss of Disney’s top-earning teen star Selena Gomez, who died Friday in a drunk driving accident near Santa Monica Boulevard. . . .

Frank Mason dead at 25

New York City– It is our sad duty to inform you that longtime reporter and friend to chronicle.su, Frank Mason, has died.

Mason was alone in his apartment Monday when his heart stopped amid one episodic panic attack. Because of his work and general nature, Mason was prone to anxiety attacks as many as four . . .

Lil Wayne dead at 29

Lil Wayne dead at 29

Lil Wayne, 29, died at his home in New Orleans Wednesday after overdosing on PCP. . . .

Kim Jong-il dead at 69

Kim Jong-il fuckin' pimp

The most powerful dictator in the world had one weakness: his heart. . . .

Akon Dead at 38

Akon, 38, died in his Atlanta home November 20, 2011.

Akon has died from AIDS. . . .

Area man loses mind

Has the gubment taken your pension? Is the man keeping you down? Look no further than the government to get you back on your feet. . . .