Africa– Fans mourn the loss of Senegalese pop star Akon, who died of AIDS, which ravages their shitty continent. They can’t deal with it. …MOAR!
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By  BEEFRAVE, on March 4th, 2012%
By BEEFRAVE, on March 4th, 2012%
CHRONICLE.SU– Hateful throngs of wet young jailbait hoist their nubile bodies onto jagged rocky exterior of CHRONICLE HQ where the law abides YOU! …MOAR! By Old Brutus, on July 18th, 2011%To be born of love, there sure is a lot of talk about hate. “Brother you have to wait.” …MOAR! By Frank Mason, on May 1st, 2010%Got life? Try heroin! …MOAR! By Tyler Bass, on April 14th, 2010%(Image courtesy of the CHRONICLE.SU’s very own Media Mogul) If you fill out and send in this form, you can remove you or your ward’s name from a list of prospective American military recruits. Its completion moves a name into a “suppression …MOAR! By Frank Mason, on August 25th, 2009%There are little girls who trail behind mommy or daddy through Anytown, USA, staring down into their twiddling hands at what is without fail – and without question – a cell phone. …MOAR! By Kilgoar, on June 22nd, 2009%Internet spammers seem to be on the decline, but Elf Wax turns a paranoid eye towards recent suspicious business endeavors. They’re after your money and it should be ours, dammit. …MOAR! By Frank Mason, on May 11th, 2009%Los Angeles, Ca.–Neil deGrasse Tyson, astrophysicist and author of the popular 2007 book Death by Black Hole, confirmed the Earth is in fact doomed to survive through the routine events of December 21, 2012. The educated assurance of this world-renowned scientist is rumored by analysts to have no bearing on those who already believe the …MOAR! By Kilgoar, on May 1st, 2009%In a recent E.W. Times poll, 45% of Americans aged 18 and over admitted they believed they were suffering symptoms of Swine Flu H1N1 Virus. With a total of fifty-seven confirmed cases and two deaths, hospitals are being swamped by millions each day with flu-like symptoms whom mostly consider themselves the walking dead. “The strange …MOAR! By Frank Mason, on March 24th, 2009%Armed cattlemen gather to wrangle up sheep-like capital resource Our generation is doomed to the cooperation of all distributors of every major known resource in a valiant effort to turn a buck on the entire human race at each opportunity, degenerating us with PR incentives into an unquestioning, …MOAR! |
 
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