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NegiSpringfield accepts the IRC challenge to photograph his cock and balls for strangers on the Internet. Photo inside! . . .

MILEY CYRUS TURNS 18, n00ds coming soon

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Miley Cyrus turns 18 today, breaking purity vows made to the Status Quo. Will she turn into Brittany Spears, or some other celebrity slut? You decide. . . .

What Salvia Is Like

At first, Calvin’s lips melted and dripped off his face. Repetitious, nonsensical anti-reality set in for what felt like eternity but ended rather quickly, and then – he turned on himself. . . .

Trouser Snake

Snakes are amazing creatures. They live on every continent except for Antarctica, where it is much too cold for snakes to survive. . . .

Dick Means Business

Silly Mahmoud should know we are the only country allowed to have nukes.