Fans mourn the loss of Disney’s top-earning teen star Selena Gomez, who died Friday in a drunk driving accident near Santa Monica Boulevard. . . .
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The best part about writing this article about Brenda Song was watching her on TV while I did it. . . . By Frank Mason, on November 23rd, 2010%
Miley Cyrus turns 18 today, breaking purity vows made to the Status Quo. Will she turn into Brittany Spears, or some other celebrity slut? You decide. . . . By Frank Mason, on October 12th, 2010%
Like your uncircumcised, shriveled up little excuse for a winky, The Chronicle.SU has risen to the call of the next, and possibly last, Miley Cyrus article. . . . By Ronny Nitro, on September 21st, 2009%Witnesses have stated that the power line seems to be a size 11 wide. . . . By Hateful Man, on July 23rd, 2009%A brutal assessment of today’s American Dad, using excessive vulgarity and disturbing, offensive honesty. . . . By Kilgoar, on June 26th, 2009%Peter Pan has died from either an accidental drug overdose or possibly a death ray fired by the CIA from a satellite. . . . By Frank Mason, on June 14th, 2009%“When Miley Cyrus broke the sound barrier, we thought we’d seen everything. However, after punching through the Earth’s exosphere, the Disney Star approached escape velocity at 7 miles per second, then exploded brilliantly into a stream of atoms.“ -Eyewitness report Miley Cyrus, moments before reaching critical mass . . . By Frank Mason, on June 14th, 2009%In an astonishing blow to the country’s economy, China has managed to duplicate itself in the Communist state’s most recent piracy spree. China(2), as experts are now calling it, will be placed on the country’s Desktop until room can be made in the State External Hard Drive . . . |
 
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