DOMESTIC DRONE PROGRAM TO DEFEAT TERRORISM

Terrorists mourn loss of terror comrades.

Do you want your precious, innocent child to be abducted and groomed into a Punjabi-loving terrorist? Or do you want little Timmy to grow up to be a god damn PATRIOT? …MOAR!

This Month: Intelligence Authorities Wax on Overclassification

WASHINGTON — The Internet Chronicle has obtained footage of classification authorities discussing the classification process and allegations of overclassification. Early this month the national intelligence director counsel, Robert Litt, and a former director of the Information Security Oversight Office, J. William Leonard, took questions from attendees of a Brennan Center forum on secrecy and security.

…MOAR!

Open Brennan Hearing Hints at Tuesday’s Closed CIA Nominee Session

Wired’s Spencer Ackerman at the Committee Press Table Thursday

WASHINGTON — Tuesday the public will not have access to the next round of questions to be leveled against CIA Director Nominee John Brennan before the Senate Select Committee on Intelligence. However conflicting statements and controversial answers from Thursday’s open hearing provide clues …MOAR!