China has conducted a very unbiased survey of a small group of Communism-loving teenagers who find themselves victimized by the Internet. …MOAR!
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By  Frank Mason, on December 23rd, 2009%By Ronny Nitro, on September 21st, 2009%Witnesses have stated that the power line seems to be a size 11 wide. …MOAR! By Frank Mason, on August 31st, 2009%The internet has taken control of our long-range nuclear missile silos. Richmond, VA readies itself for mandatory evacuation. Prepare for chaos. …MOAR! By Charlie, on August 28th, 2009%The Elf Wax Times is proud to bring you fresh talent and new insight! Join us to learn more about your fearless new writer. …MOAR! By Frank Mason, on June 5th, 2009%Guangdong, Cn.–Unpopular Chinese gaming company HappyMMO has swindled roughly twenty-five gamers out of their American money in a bid to relieve personal economic hardships abroad using a “game” known as Elf Online, an MMORPG in which people get together, set up shops, and do quests with each other …MOAR!  One comment  Entertainment, Society, World  architecture, china, chinese, elf, elf online, elf wax, elves, forum, game, happymmo, internet, mmorpg, money, online, scam By Frank Mason, on May 22nd, 2009%Cuthbert, Ga.–A local clergyman molested three boys in the course of one morning shift in the confessional box. On this subject, Pope Benedict XVI spoke publicly, however bluntly, when he told the press, “Join us or die.” The spiritual leader then claimed to be pure energy, and compared himself to “the malevolent moon” whose gravity …MOAR! By Ronny Nitro, on April 4th, 2009%YOURTOWN, US–After a recent independent investigation, it has come to our attention here at the Times that Dan K., a known pal to many locals, has indeed returned to the area. …MOAR! 4 comments Entertainment, Health, Law, Local, News, Society, Special Interest dan k, disappearance, elf wax, friends, funny, lol, onion, satire, travis, USA |
 
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