Geo quits again

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CHRONICLE.SU – ANONYMOUS HACKED SONY INVESTIGATOR GEOHOTZ LEAVES THE INTERNET CHRONICLE FOR BETTER, FEWER THINGS …MOAR!

NPR EXECUTIVE IMPLIES CRITICISM OF FATAH VERBOTEN

Sunni Khalid no longer works with NPR after posting Facebook comment

Baltimore – Sunni Khalid posted a “controversial” question on Facebook regarding America’s involvement with Israel and has been fired. Tyler Bass asks why. …MOAR!

Nobody gives a shit about your Facebook birthday

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Fuck your Facebook page. …MOAR!

A Social Experiment

Some bitch using the myspace angles

When blind dates attack! …MOAR!

The Story of Open Eyes and the Effect on Society

Let's make a love revolution

A Facebooker antagonizes fear-ridden girl, sparking personal revolution. Showing solidarity, the Soviet Chronicle follows suit. …MOAR!

Why I can’t do Facebook

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Elf Wax columnist and internet rapist Al Stephenson delivers a biting review of the social networking fucksite, Facebook. …MOAR!

CAPS LOCK ULTRA

Lebal Drocer unleashes a new product on humanity. “This time it’s legal,” says spokesman Jeffrey Winebergeron. …MOAR!

The Third World War on the Third World

NEW! MCMAFIA FROM MCDONALD’S, sold only in Italy. Read to find out what Sarah Palin’s hand has to say. Spoiler Alert: it’s not a handjob or else she wouldn’t have retarded children. …MOAR!

God damn internet

The internet has taken control of our long-range nuclear missile silos. Richmond, VA readies itself for mandatory evacuation. Prepare for chaos. …MOAR!

Facebook drinking at an all-time high

Getting drunk and sitting at Facebook is the new way to party, and Elf Wax Times goes in-depth to find out why, and with whom we can score. …MOAR!