Google Googles self, search feature ‘disabled until further notice’

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Google collapsed under the weight of its own self-searching, a glitch that has cost many their lives. Why, God, why? …MOAR!

Sarah Palin: Happy Marmot Day!

Sarah Palin is currently a bottomless source of hysteria on FOX News, but today her fucked up political career comes back to haunt her, for tomorrow is … Marmot Day! …MOAR!

Armageddon on our heels (and that’s just fine)

A documentary visualization of Peace by The Elf Wax Times …MOAR!

Failing failures and the failure that fails them

The money you spend on tacos and Wal-Mart trash pays for genocide overseas. Your brain is committing suicide. You are generally worthless and we don’t like you reading Elf Wax. …MOAR!

Jesus resurrected for Nazi Zombies 2

As it was foretold in the final book of Daniel, Jesus Christ has once again arisen to appear in Treyarch’s Nazi Zombies! …MOAR!

Area man loses mind

Has the gubment taken your pension? Is the man keeping you down? Look no further than the government to get you back on your feet. …MOAR!

Gaia Economy in Shambles

Gaia Online has suffered extreme hyperinflation in the past weeks, as the value of gold plummeted. The crux of Gaia’s economy is a steady flow of art-themed posting. Poetry, photography, and art of all kind and quality are equally rewarded. Through time, however, the quality of this art has completely degenerated beyond the point of …MOAR!